If you can spell "Nietzsche" without Google, you deserve a cookie.

The prettier the wine bottle, the higher the likelihood sorority girls will buy it.

Twitter provides us with a wonderful platform to discuss/confront societal problems. We trend Justin Bieber instead.

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Ill-fitting grammar are like ill-fitting shoes. You can get used to it for a bit, but then one day your toes fall off and you can't walk to the bathroom.

I really do not know that anything has ever been more exciting than diagramming sentences.