Jasper Fforde
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PAOLO GIORDANO ERNEST HEMINGWAY Whether you are healthy or ill, your thoughts can drive you. If you are feeling ill, it may be your ... LAURA MONCUR ELIZABETH SCOTT I grow closer to you every day love you more and more but I'm scared that when i don't have you ill ... NICKOLI LEE ALLEN D'AVANZO JALALUDDIN MEVLANA RUMI RUMI JODI PICOULT HEATH LEDGER Fitting in is boring. But it takes you nearly your whole life to work that out. CLARE BALDING It seemed only fitting that it be played for you today as you prepare to move into your new home. CADY COLEMAN AMBROSE BIERCE No one wants to go back to a situation where, if you have a pre-existing medical condition, you, you... DAVID AXELROD It's not mild, but dangerous. If you have EEE, you are very ill and know you are very ill. The dange... BELA MATYAS MATSHONA DHLIWAYO When you decide to stop fitting in with a world you don't fit in, you start seeing who your real fri... CAROLINE IDIAGHE Funny when you like your crushes to talk to you but you are this one who cant barely say a word GUITARSDEPRESSIONS Every time you feel like mocking a person you disagree with politically by implying that they are me... ARIEL HOWLAND If you look like your passport picture you're too ill to travel. WILL KOMMEN If you look like your passport photo you're too ill to travel. JOE PASQUALE TRE COOL ill treat you like a princess not because you deserve it but because every time i look at you its wh... PEDRO MAGALHAES EDWARD BULWER-LYTTON CARLOS SANTANA NICHOLAS SPARKS Never dress older than you are! The five wardrobe items you must have are a nice pair of well-fittin... ELIZABETH JAGGER RENEE AHDIEH AMY TAN JOHN WATERS DENIS LEARY OPRAH WINFREY EDWARD GEORGE BULWER-LYTTON EDWARD G. BULWER-LYTTON Like stones, words are laborious and unforgiving, and the fitting of them together, like the fitting... EDMUND MORRISON SIMON SINEK The best way to get to know the place you are traveling in is to walk around... and the best way to ... LAURA MARANO LAILAH GIFTY AKITA You never found a van fitting the description. MARK GERAGOS JASPER FFORDE ROBERT BLAIR I am sad that once I wasn't alive, I am happy that one day ill die.... If you think that should make... MANGESH DESAI SIR THOMAS MORE THOMAS MORE SIR THOMAS MORE AFRICAN PROVERB Red carpets seem so glamorous, but you're really just standing there sweating and worrying your ... MORGAN SAYLOR DOROTHEA DIX GERMAN PROVERB DEYTH BANGER NEIL GAIMAN LAKE BELL GABRIEL MANN ANDREW WEIL Money Can Get You A Bag Of Skittles, But It Cant Get You The Rainbow. NIJEE UNIQUE KAASHIF GEORGE HERBERT My women students openly admit that they dress for interviews like dates, hoping to look their best:... SUSAN ESTRICH LEWIS CARROLL JAMES HETFIELD GEORGE HERBERT GEORGE HERBERT Some people are like rocks, they ground you but sometimes put you in a hard place. Others are like t... NI D BREEN TAHIR SHAH For me, making films is like being on vacation, it's a nice walk. But theatre is like mountainee... ISABELLE HUPPERT PETER DIAMANDIS HILARY MANTEL JEAN CHATZKY LEWIS CARROLL We showed that you can die of a broken heart not just when your partner dies, but also when your par... DR. NICHOLAS CHRISTAKIS FRANKLIN D. ROOSEVELT Don't worry about not fitting in. The things that make people think you're weird are what ma... BIRGITTE HJORT SORENSEN STEVE MARABOLI Iranian filmmakers are not passive. They fight whenever they can, as creative expression means a lot... ASGHAR FARHADI MATTHEW PRIOR You really are a chameleon, aren't you? Fitting in wherever you go.SUZANNE PALMIERI BRYANT MCGILL People are used to juggling multiple jobs and multiple responsibilities and multiple things on the h... DEAN BAKOPOULOS GEORGE CARLIN If you don't feel good in it, don't wear it. Because it'll never look good. Any hesitati... 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JASPER JOHNS There was very little art in my childhood. I was raised in South Carolina; I wasn't aware of any... JASPER JOHNS JASPER CARROTT JASPER CARROTT At first I had some idea that the absence of color made the work more physical. Early on I was very ... JASPER JOHNS JASPER CARROTT [To survive has required tenacity. Koreans are reported even to have murdered children and mixed the... JASPER BECKER JASPER CARROTT My experience of life is that it's very fragmented; certain kinds of things happen, and in anoth... JASPER JOHNS Intention involves such a small fragment of our consciousness and of our mind and of our life. JASPER JOHNS JASPER CARROTT JASPER CARROTT I have no ideas about what the paintings imply about the world. I don't think that's a paint... JASPER JOHNS Everyone is of course free to interpret the work in his own way. I think seeing a picture is one thi... JASPER JOHNS The only logical thing I can think of is that I knew there were such things as artists, and I knew t... JASPER JOHNS JASPER CARROTT I decided that if my work contained what I could identify as a likeness to other work, I would remov... JASPER JOHNS JASPER CARROTT Instead we were filling the newspaper with bland, harmless stories, and if there was anything sensit... JASPER BECKER The internet is a perfect example of a beautiful mess. JASPER HARTSUIJKER JASPER CARROTT JASPER CARROTT It's kind of like the old Barry Sanders Rule. The first person to him wouldn't take a shot at him. F... ED JASPER Am i on some distant battle field you say? No, I am but in my own mind and dreams replaying the batt... JASPER WILKERSON JASPER CARROTT I tend to like things that already exist. JASPER JOHNS JASPER CARROTT When you're playing every snap, the problem is you can't give 110 percent on every play. 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It's like wearing ill-fitting garments, ... They don't quite fit. 
Don't speak ill of your predecessors or successors. You didn't walk in their shoes. 
They wrote in the old days that it is sweet and fitting to die for one's country. But in modern ... 
Inevitably we look upon society, so kind to you, so harsh to us, as an ill-fitting form that distort... 
You are like a chestnut burr, prickly outside, but silky-soft within, and a sweet kernel, if one can... 
They wrote in the old days that it is sweet and fitting to die for one's country. But in modern war,... 
the thing is you can get used to anything you think you cant you want to die but you dont you cant y... 
If you desire healing,
If you desire healing,
But it was like wearing a size five sneakers when your foot is a seven- you can get by for a few ste... 
If you spend all day on horseback, and you hop off, you walk around like you still have a horse betw... 
When you are ill make haste to forgive your enemies, for you may recover. 
The world accommodates you for fitting in, but only rewards you for standing out. 
I had trouble fitting in, in a musical sense. A lot of drummers get sidetracked by the instrument. I... 
Refuse to be ill. Never tell people you are ill; never own it to yourself. Illness is one of those t... 
Angels cry because they want to experience what you and I feel: the moment. They live in eternity. T... 
Your love is like the wind...you cant see it, but you can feel it... 
It’s a fitting punishment for a monster. to want something so much—to hold it in your arms — a... 
Love is tricky. It is never mundane or daily. You can never get used to it. You have to walk with it... 
You don’t need fashion designers when you are young. Have faith in your own bad taste. Buy the che... 
Most people think life sucks, and then you die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then yo... 
Every day brings a chance for you to draw in a breath, kick off your shoes, and dance. 
Refuse to be ill. Never tell people you are ill; never own it to yourself. Illness is one of those t... 
Refuse to be ill. Never tell people you are ill; never own it to yourself. Illness is one of those t... 
The most basic human desire is to feel like you belong. Fitting in is important. 
Be all that you can be.
Comedy was one of those genres that while appearing quite jolly was actually highly dangerous. 
The good he scorned
Stalked off reluctant, like an ill-used ghost,
Not to return; or if it did... 
And it will fall out as in a complication of diseases, that by applying a remedy to one sore, you wi... 
And it will fall out as in a complication of diseases, that by applying a remedy to one sore, you wi... 
And it will fall out as in a complication of diseases, that by applying a remedy to one sore, you wi... 
If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. 
As you have learnt something of time, value and make a proper use of it. Once past, it knows no retu... 
Who speaks ill of others to you will speak ill of you to others 
You said that you are ill... but from from what? 
Death’s a funny thing. I used to think it was a big, sudden thing, like a huge owl that would swoo... 
There have been times where you do the red carpet in a certain shoe, and you go into the bathroom, y... 
The only description for Nolan in the script was that he's a very bad dresser. I put on a red wi... 
Fitting a walk into a busy life can be challenging, so I suggest walking rather driving to work or t... 
Every ill man hath his ill day. 
Speak in French when you can't think of English for a thing-turn out your toes when you walk-and rem... 
Who made you God to say ill take your life from you 
Make hast to an ill way that you may get out of it. 
Settling into a new country is like getting used to a new pair of shoes. At first they pinch a littl... 
It's now possible to have your body 3D-imaged from head to toe at a sub-millimeter accuracy, sho... 
Once you're labeled as mentally ill, and that's in your medical notes, then anything you say... 
While it's true a small treat won't blow your budget, indulging every day could - the same w... 
Speak in French when you can’t think of the English for a thing--
I see one-third of a nation ill-housed, ill-clad, ill-nourished. 
Get Off The Scale!
You tell your doctor, that y' are ill
And what does he, but write a bill,
Of which you need no... 
Your every ill-thought, secreted hate, cynical and vicious judgment you carry is meant only for you. 
Religion is like a pair of shoes.....Find one that fits for you, but don't make me wear your shoes. 
I will never forget the vision of Jamie walking towards me. 
If the real world were a book, it would never find a publisher. Overlong, detailed to the point of d... 
Two minds with but a single thought, two hearts that beat as one. 
Laughter is the best medicine - unless you're diabetic, then insulin comes pretty high on the li... 
I started to develop my comedy skills when I became resident singer at the Boggery Folk Club in Soli... 
If I were to ask you who the first million-pound show winner was on British TV, you'd probably g...