If it turns out that there is a God...the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy next to me.

I was thrown out of N.Y.U. my freshman year... for cheating on my metaphysics final. You know, I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me.

To you, I'm an atheist.
To God, I'm the loyal opposition.

I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, because there was a tremendous religious conflict, at the time.
She was an atheist, and I was an agnostic.

belief is the death of intelligence.