To you, I'm an atheist.
To God, I'm the loyal opposition.

I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, because there was a tremendous religious conflict, at the time.
She was an atheist, and I was an agnostic.

I just can't listen to any more Wagner, you know...I'm starting to get the urge to conquer Poland.

It's a match made in heaven...by a retarded angel.

You rely too much on brain. The brain is the most overrated organ.

If it turns out that there is a God...the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.