If God had a wife He would be in just as much trouble as any man.

Diamonds are a girl's best friend until love introduces her to her soulmate.

Don't ask for a girl's hand in marriage and forget to ask for her leg too.

Money can't buy love, but it can buy a woman's attention.

An angry wife can be more frightening than an army of disgruntled soldiers.

The fastest way to end an argument with your wife is to admit she’s right.