Diamonds are a girl's best friend until love introduces her to her soulmate.

Don't ask for a girl's hand in marriage and forget to ask for her leg too.

Be calm on your wedding day; she won’t kill you in front of a hundred people, no matter what you've done.

Money can't buy love, but it can buy a woman's attention.

Love is the only tyrant whose reign is sweet.

An angry wife can be more frightening than an army of disgruntled soldiers.