If anybody sees the work at the Defense Language Institute and the Naval Postgraduate School, they come away just overwhelmed with pride and excitement at how good these schools are and how diverse they are, and that's what the commissioners did,


Sam Farr

  Email Quote to Friends   Link to Quote   Create Short URL  Publish Text About This Quote   Share on Facebook, Twitter, and more
  See Recommended Quotes For You

Related

I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ...
KELLY JONES
I'll find you, don't worry. My body won't be with you all the time, but you'll always have my heart....
P.C. CAST
We have tears in our eyes
As we wave our goodbyes,
We so loved being with you, we three. ROALD DAHL
Forever is a long long time and time has a way of changing things
WALT DISNEY COMPANY
When we put LIVE backwards it spells EVIL, interesting how one word can have two totally opposing me...
GARY F EVANS...
I love you." she whispered into the rough wool of his sweater.
L.J. SMITH
And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three,...
MONTY PYTHON
I make mistakes. That's what I do. I
speak without thinking, I act without
knowing. I d...
CANDACE BUSHNELL
Everyone gets dumped and everyone gets hurt and there's karma to love in regards to what you'...
MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS
My dad's quite a conservative person, and he brought me up to be very questioning of the commerc...
MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS
I don't think she's a lesbian. I think she just ran out of men. [Charlotte]
SEX AND THE CITY
When you are with the wrong person, who doesn't really love you, all you want is to be adored. I...
MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS
I really like the look of the 1950s, lots of suburban Americana influences. I'm 5'4', so...
MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS
I am very curvy, so the vintage stores suit me better than most designers. I just can't seem to ...
MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS
I have quite a lot of plastic sunglasses. It's just a nice accessory, it adds a final thing, and...
MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS
I lived in Greece for about four years of my life, and living there had a huge impact on my life gro...
MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS
I love natural beauty, and I think it's your best look, but I think makeup as an artist is so tr...
MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS
I think celebrity culture and sexuality in pop music is really important, but I want there to be an ...
MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS
I'm not really part of that 'L.A. thing' or that celebrity culture. I'm more like so...
MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS
This obsession with celebrity culture is really unhealthy. I don't want to live my life like tha...
MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS
Even when I see a beautiful woman, I think, 'Aw, her life must be amazing.' Everyone does it...
MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS
Blonde symbolises sexuality and power - it holds very different connotations. The archetypal star ha...
MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS
Love is really my nemesis. I never really allowed myself to indulge in such basic things because I w...
MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS
Britney Spears is a big influence. Huge. I think people thought I was joking about that for a long t...
MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS
Puberty is a phase... fifteen years of rejection is a lifestyle. [Stanford]
SEX AND THE CITY
I criticized the whole American songwriting industry and the pop side of it and I was bitter about i...
MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS
I often take things I find in vintage crawls and hand them to a very good seamstress, who then repli...
MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS
I've read every Madonna biography. I've also looked up every pop star to see how they first ...
MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS
Oh my God, she's fashion road-kill!
SEX AND THE CITY
I love you, but I love myself more.
SEX AND THE CITY
Maybe mistakes are what make our fate... without them what would shape our lives? Maybe if we had ne...
SEX AND THE CITY
Desperate Housewives.
SEX AND THE CITY
Sean (while ice-skating with Carrie): I'm guessing it's easier to balance when you're not smoking.Ca...
SEX AND THE CITY
I want you to look at me, connect with me. This is lovemaking, it's not a porno flick. [Maria]
SEX AND THE CITY
I once was broken up with by a guy's doorman. 'I'm sorry Ms. Hobbes, Jonathan won't be coming down. ...
SEX AND THE CITY
I feel like everyone has the right to privacy, even if you're the most famous person in the worl...
MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS
When you are in the studio, you don't have anybody to feed off of; meanwhile, when you are playi...
MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS
I am absolutely not a roll-on-stage kind of girl! I would be totally freaked out if I didn't war...
MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS
It's a slippery slope, Carrie. Without boundaries you never know what might happen. [Miranda]
SEX AND THE CITY
the sort of person who'd back Proposition 14.
SEX AND THE CITY
A stud is born! [Stanford]
SEX AND THE CITY
Maybe we should get married.[Charlotte] Alrighty.[Trey]
SEX AND THE CITY
My Zen teacher also said: the only way to true happiness is to live in the moment and not worry abou...
SEX AND THE CITY
Homeless to Harvard: The Liz Murray Story.
SEX AND THE CITY
No lady likes to dance or dine, accompanied by a porcupine. Burma Shave.
SEX AND THE CITY
I don't think I'm an instantaneous act the whole world will love in one second - but that...
MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS
What's the big mystery? It's my vagina, not the sphinx! [Miranda]
SEX AND THE CITY
My style icons are Leigh Lezark, Gwen Stefani and Shirley Manson.
MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS
I do have a memo all the time because I need to be guided by something in my life. I'm not relig...
MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS
I'm masquerading as an innocent pop star.
MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS
the lights fade to black.
SEX AND THE CITY
Yeah, I would love to. I don't know if I'd do another singing one.
SEX AND THE CITY
Bellhop: "this is a non-smoking floor."Carrie: "I have an addiction sir!"
SEX AND THE CITY
F*** me badly once, shame on you. F*** me badly twice, shame on me.
SEX AND THE CITY
Hasty Pudding is no small potatoes (sorry to mix the food references), known for its famous alumni a...
SEX AND THE CITY
I knew I wanted a handbag, but they were so pricey. I love Marc Jacobs.
SEX AND THE CITY
All other documents in the Getty's possession that could in any way be relevant to the Italian inves...
SEX AND THE CITY
'Rome' vital to HBO TV empire.
SEX AND THE CITY
Sex and the City.
SEX AND THE CITY
Suicide is not glamorous and should not be portrayed in a glamorous light.
SEX AND THE CITY
When an opportunity comes, I don't question it. I grab it, drop its ring on the nightstand and swing...
SEX AND THE CITY
Having money isn't the answer but it makes your life a hell of a lot nicer. If you have the choice t...
SEX AND THE CITY
Despite the fact that there are over eight million people on the island of Manhattan, there are time...
SEX AND THE CITY
When Charlotte really liked somebody she said their whole name. It helped her picture their future m...
SEX AND THE CITY
I love you but it's not my job to fix your finances. [Charlotte]
SEX AND THE CITY
It took me a really long time to get here, but I'm here. Carrie, you're the one. [Mr.Big]
SEX AND THE CITY
Life is not all about sex. [Samantha]
SEX AND THE CITY
When Charles Dickens wrote "It was the best of times, it was the worst of times," I believe he must ...
SEX AND THE CITY
From my experience, honey, if he seems too good to be true—he probably is. [Samantha]
SEX AND THE CITY
Fear knocked at the door. Faith answered. There was no one there.
SEX AND THE CITY
Maybe all men are a drug. Sometimes they bring you down and sometimes, like now, they get you so hig...
SEX AND THE CITY
My character, she's kind of gotten away with her looks, gotten away with her ability to charm people...
SEX AND THE CITY
I admit it's tempting to wish for the perfect boss - the perfect parent - or the perfect outfit. But...
SEX AND THE CITY
Charlotte: So how are you?
Carrie: I'm good. How are you?
Charlotte: Great.
Carrie: I to...
SEX AND THE CITY
I had often fantasized about running into my ex and his wife. But in those fantasies, I was running ...
SEX AND THE CITY
From my experience, honey, if he seems too good to be true—he probably is. [Samantha]
SEX AND THE CITY
I'm thinking balls are to men what purses are to women. It's just a little bag, but we feel naked in...
SEX AND THE CITY
They practically chased me with torches like I was Fuckenstein! [Samantha]
SEX AND THE CITY
Middle-Age Girls Gone Wild.
SEX AND THE CITY
You in a threesome? You won't even wear a thong! [Samantha]
SEX AND THE CITY
The only thing worse than a liar is a bad liar. [Lucy Liu]
SEX AND THE CITY
It's my birthday. I'm officially old. [Carrie on her 35th Birthday]
SEX AND THE CITY
You men have no idea what we're dealing with down there. Teeth placement, and jaw stress, and suctio...
SEX AND THE CITY
But the most exciting, challenging and significant relationship of all is the one you have with your...
SEX AND THE CITY
Junkyard Wars.
SEX AND THE CITY
Kitchen
SEX AND THE CITY
Sometimes we need to stop analyzing the past, stop planning the future, stop figuring out precisely ...
SEX AND THE CITY
You shouldn't have to sacrifice who you are just because somebody else has a problem with it.
SEX AND THE CITY
I don't believe in the Republican party or the Democratic party. I just believe in parties. [Samanth...
SEX AND THE CITY
I’ve done the merry-go-round, I’ve been through the revolving doors, I feel like I’ve met some...
SEX AND THE CITY
There are no available men in their thirties in New York. Giuliani had them removed along with the h...
SEX AND THE CITY
Men in their forties are like the New York Times Sunday crossword puzzle: tricky, complicated, and y...
SEX AND THE CITY
You wouldn't commit to a nice guy, given the option? [Carrie] I can't even commit to a long distance...
SEX AND THE CITY
She can reach me, but I can't ever get her. [Big]
SEX AND THE CITY
The Brady Bunch: The Complete Fourth Season
SEX AND THE CITY
Everybody wonders what happens after you die[Carrie] I'm too busy wondering who's dinging my car in ...
SEX AND THE CITY
Beverly Hills Cop II.
SEX AND THE CITY
It's not the beef, Henry. It's the last 23 years!
SEX AND THE CITY
I will never be the woman with the perfect hair, who can wear white and not spill on it.
SEX AND THE CITY
Hi, Mrs. Collier. I'm a Jew now. How are you? [Charlotte]
SEX AND THE CITY

More Sam Farr

When I was in the California legislature in the '80s, the organic growers, who were sort of the ...
SAM FARR
If the U.N. didn't exist, we'd be inventing it right now.
SAM FARR
Peace Corps helps promote global acceptance of the principles of international peace and non-violent...
SAM FARR
To make agriculture sustainable, the grower has got to be able to make a profit.
SAM FARR
[Monterey County] is geographically suited for this kind of industrial development, ... Fort Ord fit...
SAM FARR
We're elated,
SAM FARR
What I would do is bring that money home and invest it in education,
SAM FARR
This is really exciting news to a community that was hard-hit in the early '90s with the loss of For...
SAM FARR
You're more interested in a political message than you are in solving the problem,
SAM FARR
You know what's nice about Montreal? Not only is it a beautiful city, but you have Cuban cigars.
JAMIE FARR
I'm looking forward to going over there tomorrow night and playing a big game. I'm hoping the crowd'...
BRANDON FARR
Defense is what has killed us. The games that we've won, our defense has been outstanding and the ga...
BRANDON FARR
It's just something where we are trying to get back on track. It was tough to lose, especially on Su...
BRANDON FARR
We were trying to get some young guys some work, guys who hadn't been getting as many innings on the...
BRANDON FARR
A difference, to be a difference, must make a difference.
JAMES FARR
The benefits from stardom as Klinger outweigh any setbacks. It's a double-edged sword. What make...
JAMIE FARR
If you want to be a leader with a large following, just obey the speed limit on a winding, two-lane ...
CHARLES FARR
An earnings boost doesn't trump a contrary verdict.
MICHAEL FARR
From an early age, I was infatuated with music. I always loved it and was always dancing or playing ...
TYLER FARR
I listen to Lil Wayne, and then I listen to Merle Haggard.
TYLER FARR
It was out of favor two months ago in this short-term mentality market. They're growing earnings. Th...
MICHAEL FARR
It puts the Federal Reserve in a bit of a conundrum.
MICHAEL FARR
I don't mind putting my heart out there for the audience, and for the country music fans... to b...
TYLER FARR
This is the very reason people said they wanted change is to quit doing this stuff, and here we are ...
BOB FARR
This bill doesn't interfere with what parents teach their kids, but what it does do is prevent paren...
BOB FARR
It's a controlled happiness. One of my concerns was the defense and it's been erratic.
DAVE FARR
I used to teach acting in a maximum security men's prison. I worked with guys with the most dysf...
DIANE FARR
Right now bonds are reacting, and perhaps overreacting, to employment and CPI. What we will probably...
DORSEY FARR
We got off to such a raging start this year, it was hard to believe it was sustainable. There was ve...
DORSEY FARR
My expectation is the general trend of the next few quarters is for profit growth rates to come down...
DORSEY FARR
That's not what we expected to see in a year when earnings growth would slow slightly, and we were s...
DORSEY FARR
We were prepared for a more difficult ride than we wound up with. An S&P 500 of 3 percent is not ter...
DORSEY FARR
One popular explanation is that there is a glut of capital in the world in search of a home, and a l...
DORSEY FARR
As a forecasting rule of thumb, the yield curve has been pretty good — but it may not be a good rul...
DORSEY FARR
If the targets continue to be specific industries such as financial firms and airlines, it's not cle...
DORSEY FARR
Ever since the train bombing in Spain [on March 11], there's been an expectation built into the mark...
DORSEY FARR
Stocks remain richly valued as a multiple of earnings. If earnings do not accurately represent the f...
DORSEY FARR
We've definitely been taught to what I call 'aspirate the wound,'
DIANE FARR
Boalsburg is a village, and the infrastructure is not in place to handle the increase in traffic.
DIANE FARR
Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonde...
JAMIE FARR
I did sketch comedy for years. I've always enjoyed it.
JAMIE FARR
If you want good sketches, go pick up Sid Caesar. The best of Your Show of Shows. That's the gre...
JAMIE FARR
Considering we had so many changes in the infield, to be doing this well is pleasing, but we still h...
DAVE FARR
If we play good defense, by the end of the year, we'll be a pretty good team.
DAVE FARR
It definitely helps. It will give us more time to work on things.
DAVE FARR
Considering we started four new faces, we played a pretty nice game. It was our first game and I tho...
DAVE FARR
We have great pitching depth. Our pitchers have gotten a lot of positive experiences. I wish we were...
DAVE FARR
We might have to do some of that a little more this year. We didn't really hit and run last year, ev...
DAVE FARR
Some people came up with story lines where Colonel Potter moves in with Klinger, and we become a 195...
JAMIE FARR
There's certain songs that you're gonna record that you hope to touch people and change live...
TYLER FARR
The trading update is very much in line with our expectations.
GERALD FARR
These results confirm our view of the current strength and improved underwriting discipline of the L...
GERALD FARR
We figured we'd still go ahead with the open house because it's still a great collection.
JAMES FARR
I'm so excited. It is going to be a wonderful opportunity for me.
KRISTA FARR
This is amazing. It's what we've all dreamed of and worked for.
KRISTA FARR
We just wanted to win. We're a Bonneville Team. It just comes down to if someone's on fire, give her...
KRISTA FARR
I think you're getting a bit of a safe haven -- stocks with earnings look good. If money is coming o...
MICHAEL FARR
You don't want confrontation - you want your boss to see you as an up-and-comer,
MICHAEL FARR
These are great core holdings. Intel has done particularly well and it is fully valued. If you don't...
MICHAEL FARR
The close ties between belief and behavior suggests that physicians are unlikely to reach agreement ...
DR. FARR CURLIN
We found no consensus among physicians about what is customary or appropriate. Despite efforts to st...
DR. FARR CURLIN
Our study challenges that conventional wisdom.
DR. FARR CURLIN
What this study does is beg some important questions.
DR. FARR CURLIN
The most obvious areas we want to examine are those in which there are overt moral controversies: se...
DR. FARR CURLIN
My heart only beats for you but you never listen it
SAM
You want to be happy? you should first learn how to let it go
SAM
Atoms consist of a positive nucleus and negative electrons flying around outside it. Electrons close...
SAM KEAN
Swim upstream. Go the other way. Ignore the conventional wisdom.
SAM WALTON
Because we're able to adjust for compatibility - and what that means is we've already normal...
SAM YAGAN
A leader is someone who helps improve the lives of other people or improve the system they live unde...
SAM HOUSTON
Deep summer is when laziness finds respectability.
SAM KEEN
We come to love not by finding a perfect person but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly...
SAM KEEN
It's a good thing that when God created the rainbow he didn't consult a decorator or he woul...
SAM LEVENSON
You'll never get mixed up if you simply tell the truth. Then you don't have to remember what...
SAM RAYBURN
The real actor has a direct line to the collective heart.
SAM RAYBURN
I like power and I like to use it.
SAM RAYBURN
Too many critics mistake the deliberations of the Congress for its decisions.
SAM RAYBURN
If you want to get along, go along.
SAM RAYBURN
When you get too big a majority, you're immediately in trouble.'
SAM RAYBURN
Do not wait for extraordinary circumstances to do good action; try to use ordinary situations.
SAM RAYBURN
Son, always tell the truth. Then you'll never have to remember what you said the last time.
SAM RAYBURN
You cannot be a leader, and ask other people to follow you, unless you know how to follow, too.
SAM RAYBURN
I've always been interested in the camera and the effects of it - that's what drew me to fil...
SAM RAIMI
Any time anyone makes a comic book into a movie, in some way, I think they have to kill the comic bo...
SAM RAIMI
Some movies to me are like vampires - they suck all of the energy out of me and I don't like tha...
SAM RAIMI
R is for wussies if you're talking about blood and guts.
SAM RAIMI
I've always worked with a team of actors and filmmakers ever since I was a kid in Michigan makin...
SAM RAIMI
I think she said I should seek help. Something like that, but it was in much cruder terms. And that ...
SAM RAIMI
My father told me to dress to reflect the respect you have for the people around you. I've never...
SAM RAIMI
I've always heard people's criticisms twice as loudly as their praise.
SAM RAIMI
Well it's always been an element of the horror film to show us the gross out. I mean that's ...
SAM RAIMI
It's lovely being a producer. It's really a lot of fun and I can learn a lot.
SAM RAIMI
As I began making my feature films, it was a great adventure. It was about constructing something I ...
SAM RAIMI
I feel the horror audience is a great audience, and I would ideally make a movie that would give the...
SAM RAIMI
I don't like movies about serial killers, necessarily; it's too real and unpleasant for me.
SAM RAIMI
I don't like shows, I don't like to put on a show, I just really want to work intimately wit...
SAM RAIMI
I think in every picture that I've ever made. Everything that I've done torments me. I reall...
SAM RAIMI
I like a good mono track, it's right up front. I don't need all the surrounds telling me the...
SAM RAIMI
I don't really approach stories to make them different from other stuff I've seen, I just tr...
SAM RAIMI
I'm not certain, but I have a little gypsy blood in me. And my mother always told me that her gr...
SAM RAIMI
You know, I put my little brother in the movies and he's still in the pictures. My mother makes ...
SAM RAIMI
I realized what interested me as a student of film was one thing and the movies that I liked were an...
SAM RAIMI
Every picture has been a learning opportunity for me.
SAM RAIMI
That's what heroic stories do for us. They show us the way. They remind us of the good we are ca...
SAM RAIMI
If a remake is not good, no one wants to see it and, again, it doesn't hurt the original.
SAM RAIMI
I like something where I can really use my imagination and be an active participant in the construct...
SAM RAIMI
When we read stories of heroes, we identify with them. We take the journey with them. We see how the...
SAM RAIMI
I love cats. I've had cats as pets.
SAM RAIMI
The Price Is Right can really get me going.
SAM PECKINPAH
Yeah, Dundee was great. It was a great film. I fell in love with my Mexican wife on Dundee.
SAM PECKINPAH
Why should I give you an interview? All you journalists are plagiarists.
SAM PECKINPAH
Oh, I find it very easy to fall in love.
SAM PECKINPAH
The end of a picture is always an end of a life.
SAM PECKINPAH
Cornwall has lots of folk and Celtic music and has that kind of surfer vibe as well. That was my kin...
SAM PALLADIO
My family runs a little art gallery back in Cornwall, so flashy cars and things like that have never...
SAM PALLADIO
As a musician myself, it annoys the hell out of me to watch an actor trying to play a guitar out of ...
SAM PALLADIO
I am a self-taught guitarist. I just try to piece together passages that have some melodic value!
SAM PALLADIO
If you break up with a girlfriend or a boyfriend, you're in this vulnerable state where you'...
SAM PALLADIO
Every actor wants more offers, but I get enough and I do like to be busy.
SAM NEILL
'Dexter' I'm very fond of. I got addicted to that.
SAM NEILL
I can never really remember what I look like. I'm just sort of neutral. I don't think I'...
SAM NEILL
I'm not big on Champagne, but I'd take along a bottle of Cristal to pop for when the boat co...
SAM NEILL
I go by the role pretty much. And I think the only genre I haven't gotten to do but I'd love...
SAM NEILL
As much as possible, I try to encourage people to use stunt men because that is really their job.
SAM NEILL
When I left university I was working for a documentary film company for six or seven years to the gr...
SAM NEILL
I understand acting and I understand actors. I don't really understand the world of celebrity. T...
SAM NEILL
If you want to learn about America, watch 'The Wire.' It's a profound piece of entertain...
SAM NEILL
I think you need brains to do any Shakespeare with any authority. I could do Shakespeare, but not wi...
SAM NEILL
When I started in films, it never really occurred to me that I could make a career out of acting.
SAM NEILL
Try and fit in in a New Zealand playground with an Armagh accent - it doesn't work.
SAM NEILL
People turn into fools when they see a movie star and do weird things.
SAM NEILL
I enjoy some physical stuff. But if I had a choice between playing a scene where it's raining, i...
SAM NEILL
I hate to say it, but there seems to have been some sort of dumbing down as far as movies go.
SAM NEILL
I've worked all my life to shed myself of any character.
SAM NEILL
I can tell you where I was when Kennedy was shot - which was in the common room at school. I heard a...
SAM NEILL
No intelligent man wears a moustache voluntarily - you can write that down.
SAM NEILL
Actors get pigeonholed very quickly, particularly movie actors. In the theater, one is more used to ...
SAM MENDES
It's a risk casting anyone against type or what they're known to do. But there's one thi...
SAM MENDES
For me, certain shots or scenes are keys in the movie.
SAM MENDES
One of the reasons I loved working with Tom is people feel they know who he is... I think working wi...
SAM MENDES
I've made movies that cost less than one car chase.
SAM MENDES
Now I'm back home, living in London, running my theater. I just want to enjoy all that.
SAM MENDES
Thank God I don't live in Los Angeles. I think if you're there the whole time it just gets o...
SAM MENDES
I think with Blair Witch and The Sixth Sense, people are much more open to something that is differe...
SAM MENDES
You think about taking audiences on a journey.
SAM MENDES
If you lived through the shooting of Jaws, you can live through anything.
SAM MENDES
I deliberately, in a way, went for something that was a huge challenge and was a big period film. I ...
SAM MENDES
One movie is only one movie. I want to have a lifetime of making films.
SAM MENDES
All I know is that I operate by going out to each of them and trying to learn the territory in which...
SAM MENDES
Shooting action is very, very meticulous, it's increments, tiny little pieces.
SAM MENDES
The movies that influenced me were movies that told their stories through pictures more than words.
SAM MENDES
You freeze with the number of opportunities given to you and just decide to do nothing at all.
SAM MENDES
I want to try and work in different genres with different types of actors, on small movies and big m...
SAM MENDES
There's good and bad in everybody. I wasn't looking for the good, or looking for the bad. Th...
SAM MENDES
The characters are trapped within the lifestyle. It's about what goes on before the movie starts...
SAM MENDES
You've got to work. You've got to want an audience to sit forward in their chairs sometimes,...
SAM MENDES
I'm certainly getting a lot more mail... that's basically it.
SAM MENDES
The perceived wisdom is that people do not go in large numbers to black-and-white movies anymore - w...
SAM MENDES
I don't think good and evil are polarized.
SAM MENDES
I think movies are a director's medium in the end. Theater is the actor's medium. Theater is...
SAM MENDES
It took me a long time to film the plastic bag, and then I had to get the cut of the scene right. Bu...
SAM MENDES
I want to inspire, and be inspired.
SAM MENDES
Any kid who has two parents who are interested in him and has a houseful of books isn't poor.
SAM LEVENSON
I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?
SAM LEVENSON
Our parents set the moral tone of the family. They expected more of some of us and less of others, b...
SAM LEVENSON
The difference between keeping things clean and keeping kids clean was that things just sat still an...
SAM LEVENSON
When I was a boy I used to do what my father wanted. Now I have to do what my boy wants. My problem ...
SAM LEVENSON
You must pay for your sins. If you have already paid, please ignore this notice.
SAM LEVENSON
One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts get in the way of your im...
SAM LEVENSON
Any beast can cry over the misfortunes of its own child. It takes a mensch to weep for others' c...
SAM LEVENSON
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite.
SAM LEVENSON
We should not permit prayer to be taken out of the schools; that's the only way most of us got t...
SAM LEVENSON
I'm going to stop putting things off, starting tomorrow!
SAM LEVENSON
Just try to be happy. Unhappiness starts with wanting to be happier.
SAM LEVENSON
Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.
SAM LEVENSON
If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her l...
SAM LEVENSON
You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all...
SAM LEVENSON
I'm so tired of men who are afraid to hurt women's feelings.
SAM KINISON
I guess they're tough jokes. But there's lots of things you either laugh or cry at. And you ...
SAM KINISON
I've never been against women. That anti-feminist rap is bogus. I think men should be nice to wo...
SAM KINISON
I don't deny my life-style is occasionally pretty wild.
SAM KINISON
Everything can be satirized.
SAM KINISON
I got divorced, which was not a good thing for a revivalist minister. It did not go down well. I'...
SAM KINISON
I'm attracted to heartbreakers.
SAM KINISON
It was like going to church, except Ozzy Osbourne was there.
SAM KINISON
Folks, I've been straight for seventeen days... Not all in a row.
SAM KINISON
If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rimshots during the vows.
SAM KINISON
I guess my main influences are Jesus, rock 'n' roll and ex-wives. In that order.
SAM KINISON
AIDS is a horrible disease, and the people who catch it deserve compassion.
SAM KINISON
Real comedy doesn't just make people laugh and think, but makes them laugh and change.
SAM KINISON
Obviously I'm not a role model for impressionable youth.
SAM KINISON
I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
SAM KINISON
In the 1990s, it's OK to do comedy about the Chernobyl disaster or the Space Shuttle blowing up....
SAM KINISON
Jesus is still up in Heaven, thumbing through his Bible, going 'Where did I say build a water sl...
SAM KINISON
Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it.
SAM KINISON
Every generation has someone who steps outside the norm and offers a voice for the unspeakable attit...
SAM KINISON
I started saying things in church that didn't meet with a lot of approval - like 'Jesus isn&...
SAM KINISON
My view of life is, 'If you're going to miss Heaven, why miss it by two inches? Miss it!
SAM KINISON
You don't know what a rough crowd is. If all I have to do is go make people laugh, that's no...
SAM KINISON
You can know what's in your life when you know what's in your heart.
SAM KEEN