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If all the economists in the world were laid end to end, they wouldn't reach any conclusion.


George Bernard Shaw

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If all the economists in the world were laid end to end, they would still not reach a conclusion.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW If all the economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.
ANONYMOUS If all the economists were laid end to end, they'd never reach a conclusion.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW If all the economists were laid end to end, they'd never reach a conclusion.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW If you took all the economists in the world and laid them end-to-end, they couldn't reach a conclusi...
SOURCE UNKNOWN If all the economists in the world were laid end to end, it wouldn't be a bad thing.
PETER LYNCH If you laid ever economist in the country end to end you would still not reach a conclusion.
SALVADOR NASELLO If a farmer calls me to a sick animal, he couldn't care less if I were George Bernard Shaw.
JAMES HERRIOT The secret of forgiving everything is to understand nothing. -George Bernard Shaw.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW Better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must see the world. -Ge...
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW If all efficiency experts were laid end to end- I'd be in favor of it
AL DIAMOND If all the girls at Brandeis were laid end-to-end, I wouldn't be surprised
DOROTHY PARKER If all the ruminations and ponderances were laid end to end along the equator, they would most likel...
ED SMITH His only weakness was the habit of prophesying war within the next fortnight. George Bernard Shaw
BARBARA W. TUCHMAN If all the girls attending [the Yale prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn't be at all surprised.
DOROTHY PARKER Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people la...
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW If all these sweet young things were laid end to end, I wouldn't be the slightest bit suprised.
DOROTHY PARKER If all the girls who attended the Harvard-Yale game were laid end to end, I wouldn't be surprised
DOROTHY PARKER The critic I liked best to sit next to was an ill-dressed young man with a large red beard. His name...
HAROLD BAUER There are two tragedies in life. One is to lose your heart's desire. The other is to gain it. -Geor...
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised.
DOROTHY PARKER I always want my books to reach a positive point in the end.
CECELIA AHERN My gymnasts are always the best-prepared in the world. And they win. In the end, that's what mat...
BELA KAROLYI If you laid all of the lawyers in the world, end to end, on the equator ---- It would be a good idea...
UNKNOWN If all the young ladies who attended the Yale promenade dance were laid end to end, no one would be ...
DOROTHY PARKER When George Bernard Shaw visited New Zealand a reporter asked him his impression of the place and, a...
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW In the end it doesn't matter what you do.
HARRISON BIRTWISTLE In the end, crime doesn't pay.
LANE GARRISON If you laid all our laws end to end, there would be no end
ARTHUR BAER If you laid all our laws end to end, there would be no end.
ARTHUR 'BUGS' BAER If you laid all our laws end to end, there would be no end.
BUGS BAER The weak may not be admired and hero-worshipped; but they are by no means disliked or shunned; and t...
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW This digital world is what you make of it in the end.
CIARA The end of the world is a strange concept. The world is always ending, and the end is always being a...
NEIL GAIMAN 'My Fair Lady' is based on 'Pygmalion,' by George Bernard Shaw, which many teachers have on their re...
JOHN MCDONALD Art must be parochial in the beginning to be cosmopolitan in the end.
GEORGE A. MOORE It's not the end of the world to lose.
ANDY MURRAY Knowledge is in the end based on acknowledgement.
LUDWIG WITTGENSTEIN Injustice in the end produces independence.
VOLTAIRE It's stasis that kills you off in the end, not ambition.
BONO The very first day we were there, ... I started getting notes in my box to call this Bernard Shaw.
WALTER CRONKITE It was once said that if you took all of the people who fell asleep in church and laid them end to e...
SOURCE UNKNOWN It's not the end of the world, but you can see it from there.
PIERRE ELLIOTT TRUDEAU Better to play dumb than to go as smartass… after all smartasses get what they deserve in the end....
DEYTH BANGER It is good to have an end to journey toward, but it is the journey that matters in the end.
URSULA K. LE GUIN But all bubbles have a way of bursting or being deflated in the end.
BARRY GIBB In the end, people are persuaded not by what we say, but by what they understand.
JOHN C. MAXWELL It is not what I do, it is the way I do it, that will get me in the end.
ANNE WILSON SCHAEF In the end, Arik believes in security above all and is a salient pragmatist, a disciple of Ben-Gurio...
REUVEN RIVLIN In the end, rational policy is always good.
PAUL KEATING In the end, I'm an actor. I'm paid for what I bring to the screen.
ERIC BRAEDEN Tomas turned the key and switched on the ceiling light. Teraza saw two beds pushed together, one of ...
MILAN KUNDERA She emptied her mind of all thought of herself, of her children, of all anger, of all rebellion, of ...
MARIO PUZO I try hope that in the end, we will live in a cancer-free world. We want to live disease-free lives.
AARON CIECHANOVER As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of his friends lik...
OSCAR WILDE You'll have Joslin Shaw at (split end) and if I need to I'll have Rod Owens in the slot,
BOBBY BOWDEN The End is Nigh!" the man shouted.
"Is there still time for hot chocolate?" Riley asked.
T...
JANA OLIVER Let me finish my beer." (Stark)
"Of course. The end of the world can wait.(Kasabian)
RICHARD KADREY Meditation is painful in the beginning but it bestows immortal Bliss and supreme joy in the end.
SWAMI SIVANANDA Avoid the world, it's just a lot of dust and drag and means nothing in the end.
JACK KEROUAC In the end, you have to write like you're not afraid of the critics.
MAGGIE STIEFVATER Whenever books are burned, men also in the end are burned.
HEINRICH HEINE In the end, to do a good accent, you just have to be a good listener.
ABBEY LEE KERSHAW But in the end, music is ultimately an aural art, pure and simple.
LEO ORNSTEIN In the end it's about the work, not an award you get for the work.
LINDA FIORENTINO Doesn't all experience crumble in the end to mere literary material?
ELLEN GLASGOW In the end, I want to spend my 60s writing bonkbusters like Jilly Cooper.
CAITLIN MORAN There is in the end no remedy but truth. It is the one course that cannot be evil.
ELLIS PETERS In the end I didn't get a top car any more. I had no toughness left. That was the reality.
JACKY ICKX Churchill was one of the few men I have met who even in the flesh give me the impression of genius. ...
DAVID LOW In the end, my children put me on to Pink Floyd when they were teenagers.
TOM STOPPARD Survival is a passive way of saying “my needs are greater than yours.
CAROLINE GEORGE What the caterpillar calls the end of the world the master calls a butterfly.
RICHARD BACH I've learnt that you are who you are, and in the end, if you don't believe it, then no one w...
USHER Fallible characters are more interesting than superheroes in the end.
DAMIAN LEWIS In the end, it all comes to choices to turn stumbling blocks into stepping stones.
AMBER FREY We are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselve...
FRANCOIS DE LA ROCHEFOUCAULD In the end, that's what this election is about. Do we participate in a politics of cynicism or a...
BARACK OBAMA In the end, it's a mental maturity to let your best come out.
LINDSEY VONN America has a critical place to play in the end of extreme poverty.
HUGH EVANS Pain is filtered in a poem so that it becomes finally, in the end, pleasure.
MARK STRAND In the end we're all Jerry Springer Show guests, really, we just haven't been on the show.
MARILYN MANSON In the end, postmodern art is obscene not because it is offensive, but because it is boring.
GREGORY BENFORD In the end no segregationist scheme has withstood the force of a simple idea: equality under law.
ERIC LIU I'm not here to battle anybody. In the end it's just an instrument. That shouldn't be a ...
ERIC SAN People will always show their true selves in the end.
LEONA LEWIS Don’t put off till tomorrow anyone you could be doing today.
EMMA CHASE The end of this world looks closer
in eyes of them who want to repent.
TOBA BETA She sat watching the street and its businesses melt away in the thick tides of mist, partially re-fo...
DEAN KOONTZ Our civilization is doomed to a short life: its component parts are too heterogeneous. I personally ...
PAUL BOWLES Hooray! Hooray! The end of the world has been postponed!
HERGé If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.
DOUG LARSON Newt was sitting on the ground with Frypan and Minho, all three looking as if they were waiting for ...
JAMES DASHNER If all the kids who made noises about killing their parents were laid end to end, you'd have an enor...
FRANKLIN ZIMRING I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend ... if you have one." WINSTON S. CHURCHILL I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend ... if you have one." GEORGE BERNARD SHAW The stronger the identification with the team, typically the stronger emotional reaction to the loss...
CHRISTIAN END Fans are relatively resilient in coping with loss. If we weren't, there would be no Cubs fans.
CHRISTIAN END

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GEORGE BERNARD SHAW The more things a man is ashamed of, the more respectable he is.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW A miracle is an event which creates faith. That is the purpose and nature of miracles. Frauds deceiv...
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and look for the circumstances they wa...
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW Put an Irishman on the spit and you can always get another Irishman to turn him.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW I showed my appreciation of my native land in the usual Irish way: by getting out of it as soon as I...
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW The seven deadly sins... food, clothing, firing, rent, taxes, respectability and children. Nothing c...
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW The greatest evils and the worst of crimes is poverty; our first duty, a duty to which every other c...
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW The camera can represent flesh so superbly that, if I dared, I would never photograph a figure witho...
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW The philosopher is Nature's pilot. And there you have our difference: to be n hell is to drift: to b...
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW A pessimist is a man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW If there was nothing wrong in the world there wouldn't be anything for us to do.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW Peace is not only better than war, but infinitely more arduous
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW Patriotism is a pernicious, psychopathic form of idiocy.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were ...
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW You'll never have a quiet world until you knock the patriotism out of the human race.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW Find enough clever things to say, and you're a Prime Minister; write them down and you're a Shakespe...
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW Independence? That's middle-class blasphemy. We are all dependent on one another, every soul of us o...
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