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I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.
Steven Wright
Book
Done
Got
Numbers
Page
Writing
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My favorite book is anything by Kurt Vonnegut - he's my literary hero. I got to meet him several times, which was a great thrill for me. I don't really remember what we talked about.
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I got this powdered water - now I don't know what to add.
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My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere.
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