My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere.

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere.

If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny.

I installed a skylight in my apartment... the people who live above me are furious!

When I was 16... I worked in a pet store. And they fired me because... they had three snakes in there, and one day I braided them.

I got this powdered water - now I don't know what to add.