I'm nuts and I know it. But so long as I make 'em laugh, they ain't going to lock me up.

I'm nuts and I know it. But so long as I make 'em laugh, they ain't going to lock me up.

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.

Exercise? I get it on the golf course. When I see my friends collapse, I run for the paramedics.

If by chance some day you're not feeling well and you should remember some silly thing I've said or done and it brings back a smile to your face or a chuckle to your heart, then my purpose as your clown has been fulfilled.

Our principles are the springs of our actions. Our actions, the springs of our happiness or misery. Too much care, therefore, cannot be taken in forming our principles.