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I'm nuts and I know it. But so long as I make 'em laugh, they ain't going to lock me up.


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I'm nuts and I know it. But so long as I make 'em laugh, they ain't going to lock me up.
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BERNIE MAC I always loved comedy growing up - Bob Hope, Red Skelton and Danny Kaye.
FRED WILLARD Whenever the press quits abusing me I know Im in the wrong pew. I dont mind it because when they thr...
HARRY S TRUMAN Make em laugh; make em cry; make em wait.
CHARLES READE The trouble with people is not that they dont know but that they know so much that aint so.
JOSH BILLINGS Make 'em laugh; make 'em cry; make 'em wait.
CHARLES READE I know I'm out of order. Lock me up.
FRANK BARROWS During my 40s, I thought I couldn't wear red lipstick. I thought it was just too much and I coul...
ANDIE MACDOWELL Just tell 'em you're gonna soak the fat boys and forget the rest of the tax stuff...Willie, make 'em...
ROBERT PENN WARREN I love religious nuts. They make me remember I have them too. So, being a health nut, I scratch them...
FAKEER ISHAVARDAS Great teaching - just plain old knock 'em dead, get it right, make 'em laugh, make 'em w...
ROBERT KRULWICH I love it when a woman hugs me. I love it when they say that I make them laugh because that means I&...
SHERRI SHEPHERD I think stutterers are funny. And I know it's rude and politically incorrect to laugh at stutter...
JAMES EARL JONES So aint you think just causen you in this car now means any damn thing. It aint. He pretending it do...
STACIA KANE Bob Hope, Red Skelton, and Eddie Cantor... help us keep our balance.
HATTIE MCDANIEL I want people to say at the end of my day, you know, like I used to say about Sidney Poitier and Jam...
BERNIE MAC I’m going to smile and make you think I’m happy, I’m going to laugh, so you don’t see me cry, I�...
NEIL GAIMAN Im going to Invest in a Turtle shell so i dont have to Watch MY Back. add ME to the Ninja Turtles Li...
KALUM JOHNSON (KDOG) We only have one agenda, which is to make 'em laugh their pants off. Unless they are girls, of c...
ADRIAN EDMONDSON Oh Lord, help me change my ways, Show a litlle mercy on judgement day, It aint me I was raised this ...
TUPAC SHAKUR I don't know where they (tabloids) come up with these things. One week, they have me going out with ...
HALLE BERRY i know im not the girl you wanted. not the one you want to hear from. but what you see is what you g...
SIMI GREWAL I know I've got a disgusting body, but I think it's funny, so I'm gonna make people laugh at it.
BLINK 182 I like being full of mystery and wonder, people always know im up to something but never know exactl...
NIKKI ROWE You cant live champagne life,if you cant buy beer.
I DONT KNOW It's like getting drunk and going to the police and saying, 'Lock me up, I can't help myself!'
JAMES SHANNON Fella says today, 'Depression is over. I seen a jackrabbit, an' they wasn't nobody after him.' An' a...
JOHN STEINBECK You've got to be like a fan at your show, just wild out. I make eye contact. I get in the crowd ...
SCHOOLBOY Q Our show was - it remained - you know, kids could watch it and laugh at it. And they wouldn't kn...
RUE MCCLANAHAN She went a little fucking overboard on her anger." He looks at me. "Her daughters are all a bit nuts...
KRISTA RITCHIE The book is dedicated to my father, and it means so much to me because I really felt like my father ...
DOREEN CRONIN I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while, until I realized that they didn't ho...
KINKY FRIEDMAN I won't have the yellow [no-hit] jersey on now [like in Tech's preseason drills], and I'm finally go...
MARCUS VICK Must my guns Make em all Scatter,Bullets to my nuts only made my balls fatter.
TUPAC SHAKUR Two wrongs don't make a right but sometimes they make me laugh. I am a vengeful god.
PAUL NEILAN Someone once told me I looked good in red, so I bought every piece of clothing in red and bright-red...
CAMPBELL BROWN If I am the pawn of the gods, it is because they know me so well, not because they make my mind up f...
MEGAN WHALEN TURNER I love a girl that can make me laugh. I am not really a laugh-at-things type of guy and I don't smil...
JESSE MCCARTNEY I think that being isolated from the Hollywood world of premieres and red carpet events was probably...
EVANGELINE LILLY the difference between me and everyone else is....i know im crazi
NICK HILL I love men who make me laugh.
NASTASSJA KINSKI I'm gonna wait 'til they open back up and go in there and operate with 'em, you know, check 'em out....
JOE HUNTER So long as I know what's expected of me, I can manage.
FRANCES HODGSON BURNETT A lot of the motivation for doing the 'Make 'Em Laugh' on SNL was because I had just fin...
JOSEPH GORDON-LEVITT I see myself doing Harry Potter films as long as I'm enjoying it and as long as they are going t...
DANIEL RADCLIFFE I love a girl that can make me laugh. I am not really a laugh-at-things type of guy and I don't ...
JESSE MCCARTNEY They are taking me to the police station. They are no doubt going to lock me up on a spurious pretex...
ANATOLY LEBEDKO Whenever the press quits abusing me I know I'm in the wrong pew. I don't mind it because when they t...
HARRY S TRUMAN I know everybody is yelling and wanting me to miss, but I always try to go up to the line confident ...
BRITTANY LEONARD Im okay Im okay now.
But you really need to listen to me
'cause im telling you the trut...
GERARD WAY Never felt lyk im alone bcoz my soul always follows me dats wat make me feel im not alone & I"ll nev...
RAKSHAN BHANDARY I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while, until I realized that they didn'...
KINKY FRIEDMAN The cynic in me says they want to lock him up and maybe squeeze him to get him to say something. I d...
KEITH ADAMS I can be jailed again at any time, it is very easy. They can say I am a criminal and just lock me up...
CHEN GUANGCHENG My favorite thing to pass the time in the makeup chair is YouTube videos of talking cats. I don'...
DOUG JONES I want to know how to make this girl laugh. I want to know what makes her cry. I want to know what i...
SIMONE ELKELES The laughs mean more to me than the adoration. If two girls walk up to me and one says 'you're cute'...
MICHAEL J. FOX Billy Wilder once told me, 'Make 'em personal,' ... 'But make 'em for the people.'
CAMERON CROWE I would get my laugh insured! Because my laugh is very important: it's a million dollar laugh, s...
KENDRA WILKINSON I am a ridiculous person. Now they call me a madman. That would be a promotion if it were not that I...
FYODOR DOSTOYEVSKY But I have learned a thing or two; I know as sure as fate, When we lock up our lives for wealth, t...
WILL CARLETON But I have learned a thing or two; I know as sure as fate, when we lock up our lives for wealth, the...
WILL CARLETON I was the class clown in high school, but I always took it too far, so nobody liked me. I was annoyi...
PETE DAVIDSON I've had some people laugh, then when the laughter dies down, they ask me why, when I could just ret...
FRED WOOD I don't know how long is too long, but I do know that your struggles don't make you weak or abnormal...
MARCUS HARRISON GREEN Jail didn't make me find God, He's always been there. They can lock me up, but my spirit and...
LIL WAYNE I needed him to know how I felt so I just kissed him as long as he would let me. I used to think tal...
KATIE KACVINSKY They know what they want, but aren't sure how to find it.
JAMES C. DOBSON But I have learned a thing or two; I know as sure as fate,
When we lock up our lives for wealth,...
WILL CARLETON When Jack Swagger copies my Ankle Lock and Randy Orton does my Angle Slam, it's disrespectful. I...
KURT ANGLE It's easy to make me laugh, you can make me laugh, anyone can make me laugh, but that certainly does...
C. JOYBELL C. I know that the sun doesn't shine forever, but as long as it shines, I'm going to enjoy the weather....
PHILIP T. M. I need you here with me we look for our love but we dont find it im searching and searching, I reall...
SELENA GóMEZ I don't think I'll ever know as much as she does. It would take a long time for me to catch up.
ASHTON DILKA I started going to the open mics every day in 2003. You make the comics laugh, they get you work, an...
ERIK GRIFFIN All great comedians make me laugh, but people make me laugh more.
LOUIE ANDERSON My earliest memories as a kid was I would always try to make my mom and my stepdad laugh at dinner. ...
JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE I'm a good audience in general, but it's hard to make me laugh.
DAN FOGLER In the short term, it would make me happy to go play outside. In the long term, it would make me hap...
BILL WATTERSON I didn't know if it was going to come to me or not, but I was ready. The DB was looking back at the ...
GREG CARR I missed shots. I'm going to have off nights. But it doesn't matter to me as long as we win.
LEBRON JAMES dont read my diary when im gone, ok im going to work now , when you wake up please read my diary, lo...
KURT COBAIN What I do onstage, there's maybe .0001 percent of the population that acts like that. I talk lik...
LARRY THE CABLE GUY I do have big tits. Always had 'em -- pushed 'em up, whacked 'em around. Why not make fun of 'em? ...
DOLLY PARTON I do have big tits. Always had 'em-pushed 'em up, whacked 'em around. Why not make fun of 'em? I've ...
DOLLY PARTON Like anybody, I would like to live a long life. Longevity has its place. But Im not concerned about ...
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR. The most exciting thing I aspire to do is to write something new that I know is going to work, or pe...
B. J. NOVAK You know, it's going to be a really long tour, and well, I guess I'll see what happens with ...
JAMES IHA I've been doing voices as long as I can remember. When I was little I could pick up on sounds, a...
FRANK WELKER when i meet someone new they tell me that im crazy or that i need personal and that im the weirdest ...
DALLY SALAD I didn't really feel that there were any filler tracks on 'The Red Shoes,' but if I were...
KATE BUSH You make me laugh so hard that I actually pee in my knickers.
RACHEL WEISZ Just so you know,” I inform him, “one day, I’m going to get tired of sharing your affection wi...
KATJA MILLAY I love someone who can make me laugh. And someone who's secure - I think that's sexy.
ROSELYN SANCHEZ So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red.
TIM VINE It's such a great feeling to make people laugh. I know I've made people cry or want to slit ...
JOAN ALLEN I'm just trying to make music everybody can get happy to and vibe to and turn up to. So long as ...
POST MALONE I know that some girls look up to me for certain things, like dyslexia, and that way I know that the...
BELLA THORNE Im going to be eighty soon, and I guess the one thing that puzzles me most is how quick it got here.
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RED ADAIR Last night I had a revelation
Somehow I have to make you pay
It's all about manipulation
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RED WINGS jovial and in good spirits.
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RED DELACHINA I've got cut half in two, once, and blowed up a time or two, but nothing permanent.
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RED GRANGE Making you a pioneer only means one thing. You were around at the time.
RED BUTTONS I really like the way our team dug down and played hard and gave ourselves a chance.
RED BERENSON It's a pity that things weren't arranged so that an empty head, like an empty stomach, would not le...
RED GRAY If they do the movie with as much quality as they're proving to me, they're going to do a great job.
RED DAWSON and at that time we'll sit down and discuss whether or not Mike wants to work out an extension. If h...
RED MCCOMBS We were disappointed he didn't want to come here but we know he has a house in Toronto.
RED WINGS His quarterbacks could pick apart a defense because he taught them to throw precisely.
RED WILSON We speculate that some, if not most, of these acts of mischief may relate to a non-sanctioned grad r...
SGT. PAUL SKELTON North Shore Rescue felt that that was probably the location the person would be found in based on th...
SGT. PAUL SKELTON It's too early in the investigation to speculate how much of this mischief was caused by those assoc...
SGT. PAUL SKELTON And I never felt more alive, until I spread my wings and flew away. Flew away with the ravens. It wa...
THE RED RAVEN Well, I can't hang around here all day, I have to go out and take the penguin for a walk.
KRYTEN - RED DWARF Lermontov: Why do you want to dance?
Vicky: Why do you want to live?
Lermontov: Well, I do...
THE RED SHOES They see in the population’s hostility towards the left only the hostility towards the left, not t...
RED ARMY FACTION Following this logic, to bomb BASF in Ludwigshafen would be to mock the people who bombed BASF in Br...
RED ARMY FACTION They see in the political apathy of the proletariat only the apathy, not the protest against a syste...
RED ARMY FACTION