All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.

Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives.

I don't sleep with happily married men.

Much is said about the burdens and responsibilities of married men. Responsibilities indeed there are, if they but felt them: but as to burdens what are they?

Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.

Though bachelors be the strongest stakes, married men are the best binders, in the hedge of the commonwealth.