I'm not big on the pasty because they say the pastry in the pasty can bring on indigestion.

I have to say, without getting up on a soapbox, I find these reality shows absolutely disgusting.

They say miracles are past.

They say I'm a revolutionary, but they're all wrong.

I was born an optimist, as I always say. If I wake up in the morning with a pain in my chest, I'll always assume it's indigestion. It will probably be the end of me! But it's true - that's the kind of person I am.

Don't trust everyone, especially if they say, 'Trust me.'