They say I'm a revolutionary, but they're all wrong.

People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It is what it used to be. That is what's wrong with it.

Sweetheart, I'm the biggest ripped-off cartoonist in the history of the world, and that's all I'm going to say.

They say the world has become too complex for simple answers. They are wrong.

You know what they say about Chicago. If you don't like the weather, wait fifteen minutes.

They say miracles are past.