I have to say, without getting up on a soapbox, I find these reality shows absolutely disgusting.

I hate reality shows that are not reality.

What has reality shows got to do with reality? It is beyond unreality; there is nothing real about it.

I'm a nut for these 'crime reality' shows. Things like 'Forensic Files,' 'Forensic Detectives.'

If reality shows are so popular, that means their viewers are screaming for more realness.

How many reality shows can you watch? They're so obviously phony.