I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

I installed a skylight in my apartment... The people who live above me are furious!

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.

If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too?