I think there should be a literacy test and a poll tax for people to vote.

Where there's smoke around a conservative, there are journalists furiously rubbing two sticks together.

A word to those of you out there who have yet to be offended by something I have said: Please be patient. I am working as fast as I can.

I'm a Christian first, and a mean-spirited, bigoted conservative second, and don't you ever forget it.

Swing voters are more appropriately known as the 'idiot voters' because they have no set of philosophical principles. By the age of fourteen, you're either a Conservative or a Liberal if you have an IQ above a toaster.

'Moderate Republican' is simply how the blabocracy flatters Republicans who vote with the Democrats. If it weren't so conspicuous, the 'New York Times' would start referring to 'nice Republicans' and 'mean Republicans'