I think a man's "wordplay" can be so fucking sexy!!! I love a good mind fuck!!

When you f*** a Vampire, you get a free hat.

Mmmm I like the sounds you're making," he murmured in a honeyed whisper. "I just bet that you're a screamer. Should I have brought earplugs?
Kurt Nielsen

I bet she likes it hard, from behind, probably likes to get spanked too. I mean, just look at her, she has a serious come-fuck-me-face.

Ducking for apples -- change one letter and it's the story of my life.

It is a damn poor mind that can think of only one way to spell a word.