I spilled Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.

I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.

I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.

To a dog, a fire hydrant under maintenance is like a bathroom that's out of service.

Never stand between a dog and the fire hydrant.

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone.