I shall tell you about God once you've reached your imaginary heaven. Then, give me a call.

So, your god is the only god? Okay, but then, so is my dog.

An atheist is a person who has nobody to blame when he screws up.

I wish you well - if you will die. May you rest in peace.

If I were married, I would be unmarried.

Please believe me. I've nothing against you personally. It's just that I laugh at all jokes.