Please believe me. I've nothing against you personally. It's just that I laugh at all jokes.

I wish you well - if you will die. May you rest in peace.

If I were married, I would be unmarried.

Dead people are just great. Meet me when you are.

I love you as I do all - not at all.

I swear I've good morals. It's just that bad ones befriend me. I'm a friendly person, you know. But I will talk to them. Believe you me.