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So, your god is the only god? Okay, but then, so is my dog.
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Children throw tantrums because they've imagined their 'father in heaven' does so. And because, their inherited religious book has, in written, shown them so.
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Just like you silly bums, I have a personal sky god. I bow to him, as you do to your airy-fairy sod. He prefers I call him Mr. NOT.
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Yeah, since you love such a hateful religion that demands killing people of other faiths, I know you're a good person. Oh hell, yeah.
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