I only want one thing from fake people: distance.
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TAKESHI KITANO Love toxic people from a distance.
BRYANT MCGILL When I start to distance myself and that person doesn't notice, I realize we were never that close.
DONNAYSIA IFIELD Because I hate fake people and I always think I'm never fake.
VICTORIA JACKSON Agents and publishers only want one thing - good writing.
JASPER FFORDE Do only one thing at a time. It is lazy people who want to do everything at the same time.
VIKRANT PARSAI Fake people will remain fake, irrespective of the number of masks worn, for the masks will be unmask...
NAQIBULLAH PAIMAN One thing I want you to understand is if I make a decision, it's my decision.
MIKE SINGLETARY We've never had a fake one.
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T.F. HODGE The fact that I stay anonymous means I can exhibit wherever I want. No one knows my name, so it'...
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DAVID KENNEDY I am concerned with only one thing, the moral and social conditions of my generation.
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CHARLIE SHEEN I loved him the way some people are to be loved - from a distance.
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DON VINCENT I like to prowl ordinary places
and taste the people-
from a distance.
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Preferably from a safe dista...
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PUSHPA RANA Details are the only thing that separates one movie from another.
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H. L. MENCKEN I focus on one thing and one thing only - that's trying to win as many championships as I can.
KOBE BRYANT I believe in one thing only, the power of human will.
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JIDDU KRISHNAMURTI I enjoyed being anonymous.
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ANONYMOUS Oh I'm sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?
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ANONYMOUS It's 11PM, do you know where your pants are?
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ANONYMOUS Fart when someone hugs you, it makes them feel strong.
ANONYMOUS Smile while you still have teeth.
ANONYMOUS Have some patience, I'm screwing things up as fast as possible.
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ANONYMOUS I love that cute thing you do when you stop texting me for hours, it's adorable.
ANONYMOUS True love is truly amazing only when it's truly true.
ANONYMOUS Being married means mostly shouting "What?" from other rooms.
ANONYMOUS Is it good if a blow dryer blows?
ANONYMOUS Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
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ANONYMOUS A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.
ANONYMOUS I once finished first on my running team, then the coach asked me where everyone else is.
ANONYMOUS Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.
ANONYMOUS Why is the sky blue? Sure there is an explanation, but lets just be thankful it's not red!
ANONYMOUS Just because I can't sing doesn't mean that I won't sing.
ANONYMOUS Whenever I am sad I go to my favorite place... the fridge.
ANONYMOUS I'm not frowning, I'm just smiling upside down.
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ANONYMOUS I can't wait for that to never happen.
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ANONYMOUS Honesty top moment: to be a cop and give yourself a ticket for going through a red light.
ANONYMOUS Rudeness top moment: to scare an ostrich on an asphalt street.
ANONYMOUS I'm so sorry about what I said when I was hungry.
ANONYMOUS Always be positive. *Trips down the stairs* Whew, I got down those stairs fast.
ANONYMOUS Beauty is mysterious as well as terrible.
ANONYMOUS An expert is a person who has made every possible mistake in a small field of study.
ANONYMOUS My taste in music ranges from "You've gotta listen to this" to "I know, please don't judge me."
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ANONYMOUS You can't please everyone, you're not a Nutella jar.
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