I never fail. It's just that the people around me succeed more than I.

One should never give up on hope. Unless that's the name of the girl who cheated on you in which case, yeah, give her up.

All I wanted for Christmas was a New Years Eve party that I would never forget. Too bad I got too drunk to remember it.

If they're not going to respect you, then they best damn well fear you.

Love is a two-way street constantly under construction.

Today I feel like I did tomorrow.