I need to give affection and love, because without that, I wither. I need to give that love to someone. Without that, I'm rudderless.

It doesn't matter how much his mother loves him; love is not enough to keep any of us alive.

I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.

The way prices are rising, the good old days are last week.

My mother-in-law has come round to our house at Christmas seven years running. This year we're having a change. We're going to let her in.

I'm not saying my mother didn't like me, but she kept looking for loopholes in my birth certificate.