I love fat people. Every fat person says it's not their fault, that they have gland trouble. You know which gland? The saliva gland.

Every fat person says it's not their fault, that they have gland trouble. You know which gland? The saliva gland. They can't push away from the table.

I have metal in my body, so every time I go to an airport, the metal detector goes off.

I speak my mind. If it offends some people, well, there's not much I can do about that. But I'm going to be honest. I'm going to continue to speak my mind, and that's who I am.

Health insurance should be a given for every citizen.

I love my beauty. It's not my fault.