Every fat person says it's not their fault, that they have gland trouble. You know which gland? The saliva gland. They can't push away from the table.

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud.

I love fat people. Every fat person says it's not their fault, that they have gland trouble. You know which gland? The saliva gland.

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud.

The hogs and the cows would get fat on them.

All of us should have free choice when it comes to patriotic displays... a government wisely acting within its bounds will earn loyalty and respect from its citizens. A government dare not demand the same.