Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud.

Wrestling is ballet with violence.

I don't know why I'm being attracted to gambling, considering I don't do it myself very often.

I don't know why I'm being attracted to gambling considering I don't do it myself very often. Just because I personally don't partake so much doesn't mean that I can't be an advocate for it if people do indulge in it because it's entertainment.

Every fat person says it's not their fault, that they have gland trouble. You know which gland? The saliva gland. They can't push away from the table.

In wrestling, my mustache made me look more like a villain. A good mustache can give you the look of the devil.