I have metal in my body, so every time I go to an airport, the metal detector goes off.

I Ain't Got Time to Bleed.

Get every candidate to wear a NASCAR racing suit when they go debate; this way we can see how their sponsors really are.

Health insurance should be a given for every citizen.

I can't put on a facade every time I go out.

There's something really easy and just somehow un-crowded about the Portland airport. Every time I go there I'm like, 'Why is this so easy and sweet?'