I like to play blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle.

I love blackjack. But I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi circle.

I wish I could play little league now. I'd be way better than before.

People teach their dogs to sit; it's a trick. I've been sitting my whole life, and a dog has never looked at me as though he thought I was tricky.

A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.

When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away.