A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.

I like to play blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle.

I'm an awfully loyal friend. Once I've started a relationship with someone, it's like they are syrup and I'm a pancake. Their syrup gets into my pancake, so to speak.

When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away.

I'd like to get four people who do cart wheels very good, and make a cart.

It's weird... people say they're not like apes. Now how do you explain football then?