I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone.

God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him

When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.

Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present

You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little potbelly and a bald spot

You know, if you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport.