When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.

Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present

When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.

You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little potbelly and a bald spot

Men have been trained and conditioned by women, not unlike the way Pavlov conditioned his dogs, into becoming their slaves. As compensation for their labours men are given periodic use of a woman's vagina.

God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him