I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.

I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but it will be too late.

I wish my name was Brian because maybe sometimes people would misspell my name and call me Brain. That's like a free compliment and you don't even gotta be smart to notice it.

If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up.

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.