If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up.

I would imagine that if you could understand Morse code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy.

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.

I wish my name was Brian because maybe sometimes people would misspell my name and call me Brain. That's like a free compliment and you don't even gotta be smart to notice it.

I bought a seven-dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring.