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I have no luck with women. I once went on a date and asked the woman if she'd brought any protection. She pulled a switchblade on me.


Scott Roeben

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SCOTT WEISS I like to read Octavia E. Butler's 'Wild Seed' over and over again. And J. California Co...
JILL SCOTT I'm not a wilting flower. I'm honest, so I pick a lot of fights. I've burned a lot of br...
SCOTT THOMPSON I learned hard lessons, and I've taken that lesson and it's helped me become a better busine...
RICK SCOTT As a small business owner for the last 15 years, when I think of what truly changed my life, it was ...
TIM SCOTT I think 'Party Down' found its audience primarily on Netflix and stuff like that, and primar...
ADAM SCOTT The first year of the Bush administration we used up all of the surplus and ended up just with the S...
BOBBY SCOTT I didn't leave home until 27. I was an only child raised in Philadelphia by my mother and grandm...
JILL SCOTT I don't ever blink, honestly.
RIDLEY SCOTT Iraq is going to go down as one of the greatest blunders in American history.
SCOTT ANDERSON Obviously, when I first came to the land of blond-haired, blue-eyed surfer types, I was the sardonic...
REID SCOTT Everything starts with writing. I heard Nikki Giovanni and was blown away. I just thought 'wow&#...
JILL SCOTT If you once turn on your side after the hour at which you ought to rise, it is all over. Bolt up at ...
WALTER SCOTT The two most powerful weapons are courage and persistence. Nothing can stop a person armed with bot...
SCOTT SORRELL I have new bodyguards ever since I got a TV show. I didn't know, but it's a lot like becomin...
SCOTT AUKERMAN I'm a huge Bob Hope fan, up until about the late '50s. I've seen so many of his movies u...
SCOTT AUKERMAN To be really in shape, it's dynamic. It's got to be a lot of different everything, always sw...
SCOTT EASTWOOD All the songs we do are basically about one of three things: booze, sex or rock n roll.
BON SCOTT There's a very big part of me that just wants to take all of comics history and toss it on the b...
SCOTT MCCLOUD You see people who are disenfranchised elsewhere coming to Comic Con and making lifetime friends. I ...
SCOTT AUKERMAN My parents traveled a lot, so my grandparents practically raised me. My grandmother and I really bon...
HILLARY SCOTT ... It's perfect! Locke would appreciate it."

"Bug," Calo said, "Locke is our brother and...
SCOTT LYNCH When I had no work and all this time on my hands, I couldn't get a date. Now that I have women bangi...
SCOTT WOLF The hardest single thing you do is get the bloody screenplay right.
RIDLEY SCOTT Now, many public libraries want to lend e-books, not simply to patrons who come in to download, but ...
SCOTT TUROW Crooked Warden, I will fear no darkness for the night is yours," muttered Locke, pointing the first ...
SCOTT LYNCH You see, freedom has a way of destroying things.
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