Bill Lawrence
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Our half-hour show, when all is said and done, is less than 21 minutes long. BILL LAWRENCE Zach finished his movie. I could have episodes ready already. That was just network spin. BILL LAWRENCE Unless you're a total couch potato, you can go on these walks. But if you can't walk up two flights ... BILL LAWRENCE Other countries don't compromise their principles for other people. We should not compromise. BILL LAWRENCE Two seconds, $70,000. Thank you, NBC. BILL LAWRENCE The issue here is not spending more money but rather how the money is spent. We need to put more mon... BILL LAWRENCE Twenty-one seconds, $70,000. Thank you, NBC. It made us laugh. BILL LAWRENCE If there is any angle to that, it would be not only that [sales were good] but also that we picked u... BILL LAWRENCE If there is any angle to that, it would be not only that (sales were good) but also that we picked u... BILL LAWRENCE We really wrote what we thought was funny. BILL LAWRENCE The end of last year, [Elliot] walked out of Sacred Heart. We built a different hospital set out her... BILL LAWRENCE It was honestly a huge morale boost for us. We're going into the fifth year of our show, we work out... BILL LAWRENCE I believe that 99 percent of successful TV shows change an immense amount from the pilot to the tent... BILL LAWRENCE I think that the problem with network television is that they cling to the whole business model like... BILL LAWRENCE I love TV. I watch more TV than most people you know. BILL LAWRENCE The landscape is television has changed so much, because there are so many outlets, that the odds of... BILL LAWRENCE I like the end of the year to be about something. Especially with younger shows, the network pushes ... BILL LAWRENCE I love television; I specifically love having a dumb character on a TV show. BILL LAWRENCE My friends back from the East Coast jokingly call me 'Hollywood,' and they assume I'm ou... BILL LAWRENCE I think feature films sell on the idea, and I think TV works based almost entirely on execution. I d... BILL LAWRENCE To me, in retrospect, it was amazing that 'Seinfeld' was a show that had such mass appeal. A... BILL LAWRENCE We all have somebody that sits down at the Thanksgiving table and says the most outrageous things, a... VICKI LAWRENCE LAWRENCE WELK LAWRENCE WELK LAWRENCE WELK LAWRENCE WELK LAWRENCE WELK LAWRENCE WELK LAWRENCE WELK LAWRENCE WELK LAWRENCE WELK LAWRENCE WELK LAWRENCE WELK LAWRENCE WELK LAWRENCE WELK LAWRENCE WELK LAWRENCE WELK LAWRENCE WELK LAWRENCE WELK LAWRENCE WELK LAWRENCE WELK LAWRENCE WELK LAWRENCE WELK LAWRENCE FERLINGHETTI JENNIFER LAWRENCE I think coming East and doing something like Broadway would probably be a good career move. VICKI LAWRENCE I am not a politician; I've never run for anything in my life. I'm an economist. I'm a b... LAWRENCE KUDLOW The E.U.'s tax and regulatory policies, climate-change and welfare spending, and free immigratio... LAWRENCE KUDLOW Wars breed unfairness, just as they breed collateral damage. LAWRENCE KUDLOW D.H. LAWRENCE We were endowed by our Creator with the inalienable rights of life, liberty and the pursuit of happi... LAWRENCE KUDLOW Let's bring in Donald Trump. He wants to lower taxes across the board for individuals and large ... LAWRENCE KUDLOW We all know him: everybody has an Archie Bunker in their family, so you love to laugh at him, and yo... VICKI LAWRENCE There is a natural partnership between State and Commerce, and the American business community to wo... LAWRENCE EAGLEBURGER JENNIFER LAWRENCE When I started on the 'Burnett' show, I was just out of high school, and when we went off th... VICKI LAWRENCE The thing that everybody loves about the 'Burnett Show' was that you felt like you were real... VICKI LAWRENCE It took me a lot of years on the 'Burnett' show to feel like I had earned the privilege to p... VICKI LAWRENCE Most of the cast and crew on 'Mama's Family' have been together since the 'Carol Bur... VICKI LAWRENCE People would get Carol Burnett and Vicki Lawrence all mushed together in their brains, and, bless th... VICKI LAWRENCE Everybody just told me from the day I went into high school that I looked like Carol Burnett. VICKI LAWRENCE Everyone has fond memories of 'The Carol Burnett Show' and the characters we did. VICKI LAWRENCE I think the Mama people remember is from 'Mama's Family.' She really turned into a prett... VICKI LAWRENCE There were probably about five games in my career where everything was moving in slow motion and you... LAWRENCE TAYLOR On economic policy, Pence has held to the key building block of growth. He is a budget hawk who vote... LAWRENCE KUDLOW Plot is what happens in your story. Every story needs structure, just as every body needs a skeleton... CAROLINE LAWRENCE And I tell ya, when I sit in that sound booth and started reading the script and starting to get int... LAWRENCE TAYLOR In the 1980s and 1990s, radical change in economic policies fostered by Ronald Reagan and Margaret T... LAWRENCE KUDLOW LAWRENCE FERLINGHETTI LAWRENCE BIXBY MARK LAWRENCE Yes, there should be tough border security. Yes, there should be foolproof ID cards, with biometrics... LAWRENCE KUDLOW Great innovators like Thomas Alva Edison, Henry Ford, and Andrew Carnegie didn't rely on governm... LAWRENCE KUDLOW MARK LAWRENCE MARK LAWRENCE MARK LAWRENCE LAWRENCE DURRELL BROTHER LAWRENCE BROTHER LAWRENCE BROTHER LAWRENCE BROTHER LAWRENCE BROTHER LAWRENCE BROTHER LAWRENCE BROTHER LAWRENCE BROTHER LAWRENCE BROTHER LAWRENCE BROTHER LAWRENCE BROTHER LAWRENCE BROTHER LAWRENCE BROTHER LAWRENCE BROTHER LAWRENCE BROTHER LAWRENCE BROTHER LAWRENCE BROTHER LAWRENCE R.J. LAWRENCE R.J. 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LAWRENCE KUDLOW LAWRENCE KOHLBERG I have been accused of allegedly giving up my free-market principles in supporting some of Donald Tr... LAWRENCE KUDLOW I had one of those light bulb 'a ha' moments while screening 'Good Will Hunting' in ... LAWRENCE BENDER Does anybody remember, back in the depths of the recession of 1981-82, how President Reagan kept his... LAWRENCE KUDLOW LAWRENCE WELK LAWRENCE WELK LAWRENCE DURRELL LAWRENCE DURRELL LAWRENCE DURRELL LAWRENCE DURRELL LAWRENCE DURRELL LAWRENCE DURRELL LAWRENCE DURRELL LAWRENCE DURRELL LAWRENCE DURRELL LAWRENCE DURRELL LAWRENCE DURRELL LAWRENCE DURRELL LAWRENCE DURRELL LAWRENCE DURRELL LAWRENCE DURRELL LAWRENCE DURRELL Everything from airplanes to kitchen blenders and even chopsticks comes with an instruction manual. ... LAWRENCE KUTNER JENNIFER LAWRENCE Technology has already opened the door a bit wider for filmmakers, with smaller digital cameras maki... SHARON LAWRENCE The dramatic modernization of the Asian economies ranks alongside the Renaissance and the Industrial... LAWRENCE SUMMERS Used as kites, these rigid stable aeroplanes are superior to the very best cellular kites I can make... LAWRENCE HARGRAVE MARTIN LAWRENCE MARTIN LAWRENCE MARTIN LAWRENCE MARTIN LAWRENCE MARTIN LAWRENCE MARTIN LAWRENCE MARTIN LAWRENCE MARTIN LAWRENCE MARTIN LAWRENCE MARTIN LAWRENCE MARTIN LAWRENCE MARTIN LAWRENCE MARTIN LAWRENCE LAWRENCE WELK JENNIFER LAWRENCE D.H. LAWRENCE Letter to Cyn... D.H. LAWRENCE Mama is my chance to be a stand-up comedian. In my mind, it's my chance to be Chris Rock. VICKI LAWRENCE JENNIFER LAWRENCE JENNIFER LAWRENCE JENNIFER LAWRENCE LAWRENCE FERLINGHETTI Even though I was in close proximity to everything, it never really dawned on me to pursue a career ... VICKI LAWRENCE I was with - he wasn't the president then, but - Barack Obama, when he was running, in Washingto... LAWRENCE BENDER Hillary Clinton would raise taxes on so-called rich people, corporations, capital gains, financial t... LAWRENCE KUDLOW A teenager's early experimentation might be minor, but it can still have a damaging effect on their ... ANDREW LAWRENCE By affecting basic brain functions, amphetamine may expose experimenting teenagers to an increased r... ANDREW LAWRENCE As well as activating the brain's reward system, which is involved in addiction, amphetamine also af... ANDREW LAWRENCE Although many teenagers experiment with drugs, most don't become regular users but may try the drug ... ANDREW LAWRENCE The wings are moved several times by hand to charge the crank chamber with mixture, which flows on t... LAWRENCE HARGRAVE If Kuwait grew carrots we wouldn't give a damn. LAWRENCE KORB I've always thought George Carlin was brilliant. VICKI LAWRENCE If you're going to make a musical, don't cartoon it from the play. Make it better than the p... 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I had two managers who couldn't stand each other. I had a promoter, Don King, who couldn't g... 
I don't have any friends and don't have any intention of making any. People will stab you in... 
I don't rehearse on either of my shows, 'Family Feud' or my talk show. I never rehearse ... 
I don't care about my character here on earth. I don't care about what other people think or... 
People who care about each other enjoy doing things for one another. They don't consider it serv... 
If I feel good about my parenting, I have no interest in judging other people's choices. If I fe... 
War: a massacre of people who don't know each other for the profit of people who know each other... 
I love the entire process of being on the set and being able to create a character. It's so much... 
The properties of people and the properties of character have almost nothing to do with each other. ... 
Saying that you don't care about the right to privacy because you have nothing to hide is no dif... 
I don't want to know about the lives of other actors and I don't want people to know too muc... 
Any time there is 'un-forgiveness' between people who love each other, there is suffering. A... 
I personally have dealt with any adversity in my life with humor. That's why I told America to &... 
'Black' is an adjective, in my book, and the way I use it, sometimes I'll say 'black... 
Both times I was in India, I could not get people to listen to each other. I had to literally tell p... 
Gay marriage - it's not about two people being gay: it's about two people who love each othe... 
I don't think the discus will ever attract any interest until they let us start throwing them at... 
A lot of people that I've had around me have been my closest friends since junior high, back whe... 
People don't believe that any politician is any different from any other one. 
I don't think there's any independent cartoonist whose stuff I don't like or respect in ... 
It's more important for me to have a good record with good music and be part of a movie that'... 
I used to wear heels because I wanted to show people I wasn't ashamed of being tall. But I don&#... 
I have lots of favorite shows, but not reality! I don't like reality TV so much. I'm saddene... 
On Halloween, don't you know back when you were little, your mom tells you don't eat any can... 
Even in the deepest love relationship - when lovers say 'I love you' to each other - we don&... 
Every year there's five cop shows, five medical shows and five 'Law & Orders,' but w... 
Marriage is an ongoing thing, man. You continue to work at it. But it's joyful. And joyous. I do... 
Mike Judge is my Jonathan Swift, and I say that because I don't know any other satirists. But th... 
It's seldom that you find great moments in television. Usually you remember - in 'Breaking B... 
In my divorce, I stood up and said to my ex-wife, 'Hey, I messed up. This had nothing to do with... 
Who is ever adequate? We all create situations each other can't live up to, then break our heart... 
I think Donald Trump's interpretation of marriage is something that he himself doesn't reall... 
We don't need no more danger, we don't need no more difficulties, we don't need no more ... 
Intelligent people tend to talk about the facts. They don't sit around and call each other names... 
I wouldn't know how to think inside the box because I don't even know where it is. I wouldn&... 
It's not like we have a formula, but I think one of the reasons this show has survived is that i... 
I'm writing about real things. Real people. Real characters. You have to believe what I write ab... 
Democracies don't fight each other. Terrorists don't tend to come from places where they fee... 
My characters aren't chess pieces. I don't move them around some big board. I actually care ... 
Overall, we had about 50 meetings where the brothers would say that I couldn't do any solo recor... 
I have great respect for the LDS church - their commitment to family and taking care of each other i... 
I think we all change each other's paths. I don't know which law idea that is in physics, bu... 
I had racially prejudiced comments directed at me on different blogs. People think that just because... 
I am convinced that men hate each other because they fear each other. They fear each other because t... 
When I told my parents I wanted to be an actor, it was like saying I wanted to be an astronaut. Not ... 
I think sometimes we look at other people's marriages and we think they must always be so happy ... 
I just don't understand how you can not be concerned about your appearance. From time to time I&... 
I don't have 'The Jerry Springer Show'. I just got 'Family Feud', but some of th... 
In some instances, I don't care what people think. In other instances, I do - especially because... 
It's gone on my whole life, this David and Goliath syndrome that a lot of these smaller guys alw... 
I don't read other science fiction. I don't read any at all. 
This stand wasn't because I feel like I'm being put down in any kind of way. This is because... 
I'm the biggest nerd - I love comic books and stuff like that! I don't have any friends who ... 
People didn't know where they could trade. When everybody owes each other IOUs that can be in mu... 
Don't wait around for other people to be happy for you. Any happiness you get you've got to ... 
I don't believe in war as a solution to any kind of conflict, nor do I believe in heroism on the... 
I don't have any affirmations, I don't have any of that stuff. My natural state is to look a... 
When I first started on television, people, and even my own manager at the time, would tell me I had... 
I had a friend at college who took being poor very personally. He started showering in the sports ce... 
I used to love politics. I can't say I do any more. All the fun has gone out of it. Each side is... 
They shouldn't hate each other . . . I don't hate the Socs any more . . . they shouldn't hate . . . 
In spite of the Depression, or maybe because of it, folks were hungry for a good time, and an evenin... 
My accent remained terrible. It was very hard for me to initiate any conversation with someone I did... 
The first time I try anything is invariably not very successful. I tend to grow slowly, but solidly. 
Southern California, where the American Dream came too true. 
The internet to me is kind of like a black hole, and I never really go on it. 
We don't exist unless we are deeply and sensually in touch with that which can be touched but not kn... 
And when I'm on set, I'm just thinking about the script and of working. I think I've sta... 
Each handicap is like a hurdle in a steeplechase, and when you ride up to
it, if you throw your hear... 
Lucifer spoke thus. Pride took him from heaven, though he sat at God's right hand.' Her voice grew f... 
Those were great big angry men with sharp swords actually wanting to cut pieces off me. It’s not u... 
I'm trying to die correctly, but it's very difficult, you know. 
Commemoration of Wulfstan, Bishop of Worcester, 1095 As for the miseries and sins he heard of da... 
Feast of Hilary, Bishop of Poitiers, Teacher, 367 Commemoration of Kentigern (Mungo), Missionary Bi... 
Feast of Gregory, Bishop of Nyssa, & his sister Macrina, Teachers, c.394 & c.379 You will tell me... 
Youth and patience are foreign to one another. 
Every generation welcomes the pirates from the last. 
If you're too open-minded; your brains will fall out. 
A woman has to live her life, or live to repent not having lived it. 
All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake u... 
Music was invented to confirm human loneliness. 
Music is only love looking for words. 
If you don't believe in yourself, then who will believe in you? The next man's way of getting there ... 
Wearing overalls on weekdays, painting somebody else's house to earn money? You're working class. We... 
Don't set compensation as a goal. Find work you like, and the compensation will follow. 
Each handicap is like a hurdle in a steeplechase, and when you ride up to it, if you throw your hear... 
There is something brittle in me that will break before it bends. Perhaps if the [the enemy] had bro... 
There is a garden in every childhood, an enchanted place where colors are brighter, the air softer, ... 
Serendipity. Look for something, find something else, and realize that what you've found is more sui... 
The world is a beautiful place to be born into if you don't mind some people dying all the time or m... 
Watch your thoughts, for they become words.Watch your words, for they become actions.Watch your acti... 
Right action tends to be defined in terms of general individual rights and standards that have been ... 
I just kind of opened up and said, 'I feel like a rag doll. I have hair and makeup people coming... 
You might see some of the movies that I'm in where there are shades of drama or whatever, but fo... 
I wanted to trust in my partners and the directors and producers and do the best I can to deliver wh... 
It's a curious thing that the mental life seems to flourish with its roots in spite, ineffable and f... 