Eric Christian Olsen
Related DAKOTA JOHNSON TATIANA MASLANY CHRIS HARDWICK The best comedy to me - and again, I grew up with comedy since I was a baby, so I've seen it all... PAULY SHORE I was the only Christian on the cast, but that was cool because we all respected each others talent ... VICTORIA JACKSON SAM ROCKWELL MICHAEL KEATON I used to think I grew up to be a man because I never really had a dad, and my mother was always at ... (I.V.) EDWARD ANDREW MOLNAR IV I got involved in improv comedy. It settled me down when I was getting wild. I was sort of an evil t... BRUCE MCCULLOCH JOHN OLIVER I was born in New York City but grew up across the Hudson River in Alpine, New Jersey. ERIC MASKIN I think I'm comedy-attractive, but it's never gonna be me and Charlize Theron up there. JENNIFER COOLIDGE In Miami, I was studying improv as well as acting. Improv is a great tool to have, just for the come... BLAKE JENNER HANNIBAL BURESS I never really had a job, because I've been cycling from such a young age: there was never reall... LAURA TROTT I suddenly realized that comedy, for me, was just being honest, and playing it for real. I've se... BEA ARTHUR I nannied for a couple of months. The kids were super-funny; it made me wish I grew up in a comedy h... NIKKI GLASER DWAYNE JOHNSON DWAYNE JOHNSON CARL REINER PATTI SMITH JOHN WATERS JOHN LE CARRE All the jokes in my films, the comedy, they're not me, I just try to hold a big mirror up to us. YAHOO SERIOUS I got into musical comedy because of Shakespeare, not because of singing. They needed someone to und... JOHN CULLUM DIANE VON FURSTENBERG TYLER, THE CREATOR I did a gig at a comedy club in Bournemouth where they served a buffet while the acts were on. There... JACK WHITEHALL BEN STILLER If I'm doing comedy, I try to improvise a lot. Even if they don't use it, it helps me loosen... ZACH WOODS DWYANE WADE I enjoyed both equally, but in different ways, ... Maynard gave me the chance to do wonderful word c... BOB DENVER You know, I've just always been sort of goofy and kind of gone with it. I actually usually work ... ZACHARY KNIGHTON DONNA MILLS They patted me down. They took my wallet. They took my money I had in my pocket and they took the pi... DANNY JOHNSON I thought 'Garfunkel and Oates' would be too confusing, but it ended up being confusing in t... KATE MICUCCI VAL KILMER STEVE MARTIN JAY PHAROAH I really enjoy his comedy. He reminds me a great deal of good British comedy actors. CAROL VARNEY I thought to myself, it looks like somebody took quotations from Hugo and wrote them in the books. T... JERRY LAICHE I primarily have had my career in comedy, and that is something that I have never been too concerned... CHRIS PRATT MALIN AKERMAN CARL REINER I have done a sketch show almost every year since I started in 1975. I have also had a go several ti... LENNY HENRY When I was about fourteen, my mother took me to see a musical comedy-and that was my first experienc... AL HIRSCHFELD I think the mother-daughter between Estelle and me was one made in comedy heaven. BEA ARTHUR The big challenge for me is that my nature is more towards comedy, so I understand when a comedy thi... BEN EDLUND In California, they like to pigeonhole you. From the time I began working for Hitchcock, they decide... BERNARD HERRMANN I grew up in Brooklyn, and my parents were Holocaust survivors, so they never taught me anything abo... LOUIE SCHWARTZBERG GEORGE CLOONEY I grew up in Vancouver and my father drove me to every single one of my acting lessons, auditions, a... ERICA CERRA RICHARD LINKLATER It's great. I had no idea why they called me in [Friday]. It was like they dropped a bombshell. I to... CHRIS DENORFIA DENNIS MILLER It took me a good eight to ten years to really formulate what I was doing onstage and start to get r... SEBASTIAN MANISCALCO I am a stage actor. I do mostly improv comedy. The only national television stuff is 'Archer'... AMBER NASH PARKER POSEY BOB EDWARDS For me comedy and violence has a lot in common. Just as you expect, comedy always lurks behind the m... TAKESHI KITANO I think I'm one of those guys who was sort of always in comedy. I thought of myself - and other ... ANDY DALY STEPHEN COLBERT I grew up Catholic, so the more non-denominational Christian experience was a new experience for me. D. B. SWEENEY JESSICA ST. CLAIR I worked with the Groundlings, doing sketch comedy and improv at a theater here in L.A. It was my ho... FORTUNE FEIMSTER I found I had the ability to do comedy. My timing was really inborn. YVONNE DE CARLO I think it's harder to go from comedy to drama than from drama to comedy. Seeing you dramatic al... EVAN PETERS I flunked out of five colleges, and I did not know what I was going to do. And when I was sitting in... JIMMY DUNN CAMERON MATHISON I grew up loving David Letterman and Pee-wee Herman, but as far as live performance comedy, all I kn... SCOTT AUKERMAN JO BRAND KIANA TOM DEMETRI MARTIN I grew up a geek. I added comedy to it midway through high school. JORDAN KLEPPER I was never really comfortable doing comedy. Though it was good the first couple of years, there wer... RICKY SCHRODER STEVE MARTIN The film, as crazy as it is, is a love letter to comedians and comedy and all the different ways the... BOB SAGET After doing comedy for a while and knowing how hard it is to do physical comedy right, I learned how... CARLY CRAIG I never wanted to be a model. I never wanted to be a serious actress. I started off doing comedy. I ... AMANDA BYNES I grew up on my dad's sets, but I was never star-struck or desperate to be famous. I grew up bei... KATHARINE ISABELLE Well their performance was really brilliant. They should get an Oscar for best performance in a come... LAURA POLLAN LAKE BELL I guess I'm sort of spoiled because, most of the things that I get to do, people know that you&#... MATT WALSH DEBI MAZAR I started out a die-hard New Yorker but really grew to love working in Los Angeles. Even though I or... BECKI NEWTON LANG LEAV I used to go in for Disney auditions, and they'd tell me, 'You're cute and nice but just... GATTLIN GRIFFITH From the time I was 16 to really up until turning 21, the roles were really, really few and far betw... NAYA RIVERA ANDERSON COOPER STEVEN WRIGHT I really love writing comedy. Writing romantic comedy is even nicer because you get to write about h... PEARL CLEAGE What life she had left could be measured in hours. Small recompense though they were, they belonged ... KIM VAN ALKEMADE I grew up listening to Hank Williams and Johnny Cash, so arriving in Nashville in the '60s was r... KRIS KRISTOFFERSON I grew up on genre. If it had a dragon on the cover, I was interested. But horror, especially, reall... BENJAMIN PERCY I've played every comedy club and every theatre across the country for the last 25 years and see... LISA LAMPANELLI Have you noticed how prejudice still exists today. For instance, now they challenge famous people fo... CHRIS MENTILLO Have you noticed how prejudice still exists today? For instance, now they challenge famous people fo... CHRIS MENTILLO I've been trying to get into comedy for years. I had a meeting with one of the networks a couple... NATALIE ZEA RHYS DARBY Michael Jackson wanted to be in Men in Black II. He told me he had seen the first Men in Black in Pa... BARRY SONNENFELD
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At culinary school, none of the things we use to define ourselves outside that world - actor, produc... ERIC CHRISTIAN OLSEN I was doing auditions and meetings during the day and going to culinary school at night. And then &#... ERIC CHRISTIAN OLSEN I played 15 years of hockey, and I got more injured doing two weeks of cheer camp. ERIC CHRISTIAN OLSEN When I was in the gunner's bubble of a B25 bomber, taking off from an aircraft carrier 100 miles... ERIC CHRISTIAN OLSEN You pursue what you love, and if you find beauty or truth, you go with that. ERIC CHRISTIAN OLSEN I'm 100% Norwegian. Three generations removed and all continuous inbreeding of Norwegian of Minn... ERIC CHRISTIAN OLSEN It's like a declining balance, like a debit card. ERIC OLSEN Growing up I pulled for Notre Dame and also Miami and Boston College. When it came down to it those ... ERIC OLSEN I was looking for the complete package. I felt that it was everything I was looking for from the aca... ERIC OLSEN It was a big defensive battle. Both teams were struggling. They got a couple big plays on us, big pe... ERIC OLSEN (Christianson) had never been ocean fishing before, but he learned real quick, ... He's a big guy, a... ERIC OLSEN I haven't seen him on a 5K course yet, ERIC OLSEN Every teacher at Mercer [Middle School] told me how fast he was, ERIC OLSEN My first ever tour of my music was in the Netherlands. I didn't really have a grace period to gr... ANGEL OLSEN I had wanted to be a regular character on a series for a while. 'The Brady Bunch' was an ans... SUSAN OLSEN I would rather be at Reggae Sunsplash, which happens once a year, than doing some horrible Brady Bun... SUSAN OLSEN KENNETH OLSEN MERLIN OLSEN KENNETH OLSEN MERLIN OLSEN MERLIN OLSEN There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home. KEN OLSEN MERLIN OLSEN MERLIN OLSEN ASHLEY OLSEN And when is there time to remember, to sift, to weigh, to estimate, to total? TILLIE OLSEN I auditioned equally for film and theater. The difference is that theater has seasons, while film, i... ELIZABETH OLSEN I really actually enjoy auditioning. ELIZABETH OLSEN Normally I don't feel like having a belly full of pasta. ELIZABETH OLSEN The tabloids create their own stories about people's lives that don't exist. ELIZABETH OLSEN I had a great drama teacher in high school, and that's when I started to learn about the history... ELIZABETH OLSEN If you don't like something, talk about something else that's great and maybe someone else w... ELIZABETH OLSEN I'm the first one who sees every romantic comedy in theaters. ELIZABETH OLSEN I think a lot of films do themselves a disfavor by putting in way too much information, and everyone... ELIZABETH OLSEN It's interesting to watch myself with an audience; I'm trying hard to learn from it. ELIZABETH OLSEN I also want to go to an Italian island and do cuisine properly with some famous Italian chef and, li... ELIZABETH OLSEN I just need to figure out how to grow without compromising. ELIZABETH OLSEN But I have a list of books that I want to read before I die, and whenever I get time to read somethi... ELIZABETH OLSEN I've always had a complex about being taken seriously. ELIZABETH OLSEN 'The Sun Also Rises' by Ernest Hemingway is my favorite book. You feel manly reading it. ELIZABETH OLSEN I've always loved being a student. ELIZABETH OLSEN Everyone is always surprised by how old I am. They think I'm older, but it's always been tha... ELIZABETH OLSEN I think every day you try to soak up as much as you can to learn and understand things better. ELIZABETH OLSEN What keeps you confident in a healthy way is knowing that everyone else around you is going to suppo... ELIZABETH OLSEN When I was 14 or 15, I was a really good volleyball player, so I thought, 'Well, maybe I'll ... ELIZABETH OLSEN No, I wouldn't want the paparazzi ever following me in my life. ELIZABETH OLSEN I believe that you are only in control of so much. So whatever you are not in control of you can'... ELIZABETH OLSEN I'm the curvy one of the family. ELIZABETH OLSEN I would love to date a chef. I'd probably get really fat, but I don't care. ELIZABETH OLSEN I don't know about you, but my girlfriends have been my girlfriends forever, and they're my ... ELIZABETH OLSEN I get way too much happiness from good food. ELIZABETH OLSEN ASHLEY OLSEN ASHLEY OLSEN ASHLEY OLSEN ASHLEY OLSEN ASHLEY OLSEN ASHLEY OLSEN I think, fortunately, some of the mania has died down for him. That can help all parties. It takes a... BEN OLSEN It's done as far as I'm concerned. Freddy maybe learned a lesson. He said some stuff, he got punishe... BEN OLSEN Sometimes it's tough when you are already in the playoffs and there is nowhere to move up or down to... BEN OLSEN I think we're benefiting from having this team together for a couple of years now. Having a lot of t... BEN OLSEN He's dealt with a lot in the last year and a half. Just seeing him score a goal was a special moment... BEN OLSEN The way we manage the game has to be better. Those were some hard lessons -- hard ones to swallow. W... BEN OLSEN He's an explosive type of player who might fit in with this team. He's a local boy, so he knows how ... BEN OLSEN Landon (Donovan) did a great job realizing they (Jamaica) were a little unorganized. BEN OLSEN This year, he's going to hopefully turn some heads and give us a lot more. His opportunity to play w... BEN OLSEN It always feels good to score the first one -- even though it took me nine months to get it, ... We ... BEN OLSEN ASHLEY OLSEN ASHLEY OLSEN ASHLEY OLSEN ASHLEY OLSEN ASHLEY OLSEN ASHLEY OLSEN ASHLEY OLSEN ASHLEY OLSEN ASHLEY OLSEN ASHLEY OLSEN MERLIN OLSEN If you were a kid actor, if you had any plans of being an actor as an adult, you were really barking... SUSAN OLSEN I was embarrassed that I even wanted to become an actress because coming from L.A., with two older s... ELIZABETH OLSEN I'll live to be one year younger, because I can't stand the idea of a world without you in it, and d... LANCE OLSEN There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in their home. KEN OLSEN The nicest thing about standards is that there are so many of them to choose from. KEN OLSEN There are worse words than cuss words, there are words that hurt. TILLIE OLSEN MERLIN OLSEN I'm impressed with the skill it takes to reproduce these results. It's great to see someone in meteo... BRIAN OLSEN He (Simpson) said we still needed to maintain relations with China. His point was simple. Progress i... BRIAN OLSEN It's nice to have the first one over. For the rest (of the qualifying races) you can rely more on yo... BRIAN OLSEN I am pleased to be a part of this thriving and growing corporation. BRIAN OLSEN We make fun of each other, but it is a group of friends, and we are not any more competitive than a ... CARL OLSEN We never know what games are going to be played, and who is going to be there. CARL OLSEN Typically a person will play six to eight different games in a day, and normally there are two or th... CARL OLSEN There are some people here who are fairly serious about gaming. Sometimes it?s hard to be competitiv... CARL OLSEN The job is done. It's paved. CARL OLSEN ASHLEY OLSEN Fail your way to the top. JEFF OLSEN MERLIN OLSEN Leaders are readers and readers are leaders! KRISTIAN OLSEN We have always kept the spot open for Jesper. Now he feels ready to join the squad and we are of cou... MORTEN OLSEN Two clicks and it's broke. JEFF OLSEN [That means, of course, that management must treat its employees well.] If you treat employees nicel... KEN OLSEN Teamwork was more accepted 40 years ago. KEN OLSEN We make the solutions up out of modules, so they're all standard, ... They're built for security, re... KEN OLSEN We really need it because Microsoft keeps releasing sloppier and sloppier software that needs a fast... KEN OLSEN This dog stayed with it the whole time, trying to lick its wounds. GARY OLSEN It's going to be a zoo. GARY OLSEN If we'd played like that all match we would have won. MORTEN OLSEN This is a special moment for me and I'm looking forward to representing my country in Germany next m... BEN OLSEN I feel welcome, ... With a crew like this, how could you go wrong? GREGORY OLSEN Who wouldn't want to go to the moon? GREGORY OLSEN I just love it up here. It's fulfilling everything I expected. GREGORY OLSEN This is a dream come true. Just to look out and see the Earth from about 230 miles up is just great. GREGORY OLSEN As soon as that rocket launched, I was more relaxed than I've been in two years, ... The only think ... GREGORY OLSEN If the number is 50,000 above or below, that's a variation where you'll see a reaction. If it's belo... HANS OLSEN My team did well. I can't demand more (but) we did not score on our chances. MORTEN OLSEN The realization right now is that we have one cup to play for. All the others are gone, and we've ha... BEN OLSEN I kept having to remind the guys that I had scored goals in this league before, ... They all thought... BEN OLSEN We thought they were a good team, but definitely a beatable team. We feel pretty confident we can co... BEN OLSEN It's going to be loud, it's going to be festive, it's going to be fun. When you look back at your ca... BEN OLSEN It's that time of the year when the intensity is raised. It happens every year, and I think we respo... BEN OLSEN It's just D.C.-MetroStars stuff -- that's how they all are and that's how it's going to be. That's t... BEN OLSEN The frustrating part is that we are losing these games -- I don't necessarily think these teams are ... BEN OLSEN I think he had to grow up pretty quick. He hasn't gotten too many breaks. No one gave him anything o... BEN OLSEN MERLIN OLSEN This kid would show me rough drafts of his papers ? he had spoken English for not even a full year ?... PAUL OLSEN ASHLEY OLSEN ASHLEY OLSEN Anyone who saw the game knows that no one tried to go for that result. MORTEN OLSEN Software comes from heaven when you have good hardware. KEN OLSEN I would do it in a heartbeat. It was one of the most enjoyable things I've ever done in my life; to ... GREGORY OLSEN I know that I haven't powers enough to divide myself into one who earns and one who creates. TILLIE OLSEN I could not live by literature if only to begin with, because of the slow maturing of my work and it... TILLIE OLSEN Be critical. Women have the right to say:TILLIE OLSEN Time granted does not necessarily coincide with time that can be most fully used. TILLIE OLSEN Their younger, their students, their seeking a full time career in the fire service, that's their ch... DAN OLSEN A bachelor or masters degree in accounting may not be what the employers in those sectors are lookin... PETER OLSEN We are starting to see the bite from some of the risks that have been lurking in the background, lik... HANS OLSEN The clock talked loud. I threw it away, it scared me what it talked. TILLIE OLSEN ASHLEY OLSEN People are starting to get worried about when Jimmy Parker might be able to get out. CAROL OLSEN I putted like (a golf term that rhymes with 'hit' and means, um, not good) and I hit the driver ever... DAN OLSEN We been together for less than two months and there are only 17 days before the next match, ... Inte... MORTEN OLSEN Everything changes, sweetheart. The universe loves to happen. LANCE OLSEN This really is an impressively durable market, but there's so much more to come later in the week. A... HANS OLSEN ASHLEY OLSEN If only these walls could talk…the world would know just how hard it is to tell the truth in a sto... GREGG OLSEN One hundred years ago, airline flight was reserved for only a few brave souls. Everyone flies (on pl... GREGORY OLSEN If the high-grade gas commands 20 cents more per gallon, ... he can pocket $200 for selling 1,000 ga... CHUCK OLSEN He's never been afraid to pay and keep a top producer. PHILIP OLSEN The big guys, they won't touch that with somebody's else 10-foot pole, let alone their own. HANS OLSEN I'm proud of these guys, to face that kind of adversity and still go out and play hard and stay focu... BILL OLSEN Brandon was absolutely everywhere the whole game. BILL OLSEN It's nice to get a tournament win on the road. The guys played well, got the lead and held on the wh... BILL OLSEN This one was decided early, and we're starting to play some pretty good basketball right now. BILL OLSEN We made 38-of-63 shots, which included only two 3-pointers. The guys really took the ball to the hoo... BILL OLSEN They're the quickest team in the league, and they're the best shooting team in the league. Late in t... BILL OLSEN He was a leader on the football field, but he was also a leader in the community, getting the leader... BILL OLSEN We were looking for a major football conference which also had a total package for everybody. BILL OLSEN I think it generally falls below the pilots' expectations, but it raises the bar for the pilot group... BILL OLSEN He should feel very good about what he put into place. He set the stage for us turning the corner. BILL OLSEN The fact that they made the movie from the paintings, to me, that's enough to turn my blood boiling ... ROSS OLSEN only when they're finished pumping gas for paying customers. CHUCK OLSEN Margaret came up and got a huge hit to give us a cushion. CHRIS OLSEN Everybody has cathedral ceilings now. That's why they want these big trees. RON OLSEN I was always an Olsen. I never thought of myself as a Brady. I never actually wanted to be a Brady. ... SUSAN OLSEN All this seeing.LANCE OLSEN Every lap top becomes a possible polling station. ERIK OLSEN We seem to have those types of innings every game. We went brain-dead there in the second inning. JOHNNY OLSEN This is the type of game we've been waiting for from Tyler. He's has tons of ability, but sometimes ... JOHNNY OLSEN ASHLEY OLSEN Logan has been great for us this season. She always keeps us in the game. CARRIE OLSEN They are the most physical team in the league and they're always in your face, but we did a good job... CARRIE OLSEN The days are over when the guy in the uniform filled your tank, wiped your windshield and checked yo... CHUCK OLSEN I think Monmouth is a great place to shop and the Chamber has done a great job over the years. There... CAROL OLSEN If people haven't been here since we moved, a lot has changed. CAROL OLSEN We are cooperating fully. We don't know the basis of the investigation nor do we know why. DON OLSEN Rita went right smack over Port Arthur. Our facilities were down, and it affected our suppliers and ... DON OLSEN I'm not certain what it means going forward. My understanding is the acquisition includes all existi... DON OLSEN They expressed interest and we saw it as an opportunity to reduce debt. DON OLSEN There's a good chance we'll see them again. We just need to take care of ourselves and hope for a ch... DON OLSEN Foster is a good player and a good kid and we knew we weren't going to shut somebody of that caliber... DON OLSEN We're not going to talk about who it was. DON OLSEN Gas prices are moderating somewhat, but they're still bouncing all over the place. DON OLSEN We will continue to do that. There is a great deal of upside potential in leaving the company as is. DON OLSEN We have been operating the business and executing the business plan. DON OLSEN Thank you for making a web site for me. I was so surprised when I found it. SUSAN OLSEN The hardest thing to ever do is to reveal the naked soul to the world. However, in doing so brings h... H.E. OLSEN I've got 51 controllers right now. DAN OLSEN If I get my (um, stuff) together with the driver, I'm gonna kill these guys. It's all over for these... DAN OLSEN We just want people to have a good experience and the only way we can guarantee that is if we know y... DAVE OLSEN It was $100 here, $500 here, $30 there. DAVE OLSEN Without the community's involvement, we wouldn't have brought this thing to closure. DAVE OLSEN He swam a great meet. Over the last two weeks, he's dropped 50 seconds from his 500. He's looking re... DAVE OLSEN Personally, I think it is something that should only be done in those cases where there is clear and... DAVE OLSEN They found all of that, DAVE OLSEN In the drug world, this thing is probably nothing, ... But in a town of 15,000 people where we have ... DAVE OLSEN by no means impedes our commitment to continue to try to make our business count for something relat... DAVE OLSEN No one has claimed or disclaimed credit. DAVE OLSEN I had given several courses on Jewish Supreme Court justices. We understand there had been some Jews... NORMAN OLSEN What most residents are getting right now are the truck lanes of the Internet. DAVID OLSEN
I love doing improv. I love comedy. I have always felt this way, even when I was really young. 
I was on the improv team in high school, and after I graduated, I joined an improv company that had ... 
Comedy has sort of been my life-long obsession. I literally obsessed over comedy. I really didn'... 
One thing that bugs me in comedy is when somebody does a fake cry, you know, like they fake cry in a... 
When I was in improv workshops or doing stand-up or writing comedy with others, or just doing comedy... 
I did sketch comedy, but I never did improv. So I've just tried to learn as I go. 
My first time on TV doing stand-up, I actually did this show in Holland called 'The Comedy Facto... 
Wrestling was like stand-up comedy for me. Every night I had a live audience of 25,000 people to win... 
I think that comedy really tells you how it is. The other thing about comedy is that - you don't eve... 
I remember the first club we played in San Francisco. There were a lot of people on motorcycles stan... 
I grew up in Baltimore, which is, you know, a city of extremes certainly, but my parents were very c... 
When I was 16 or 17, anyone could have had me if they sang the right song and recruited me in the ri... 
I never modeled myself after anyone. The person who had most influence on me was my mother, but it w... 
I just live life. I grew up in a Christian family, but, you know, the way Mom brought me up is to, y... 
I grew up wanting to make movies, and along the way I suddenly found that I had a career doing comed... 
I grew up in the inner city of Chicago, and then I moved to Robbins, and it kind of raised me. When ... 
That's certainly what I grew up with-ballet and musical comedy. My mother taught ballroom dancing an... 
Well I sure had been looking for a comedy for years without success. Partly because the town is just... 
When I first started doing my comedy act, I just desperately needed material. So I took literally ev... 
Comedy did a lot of things for me. I mean, 'SNL'? Not too bad. Not too shabby with this come... 
I was really shy growing up. I had braces, headgear, and no boobs - still don't. So, the boys we... 
I had to stop going to auditions thinking, 'Oh, I hope they like me.' I had to go in thinkin... 
I wrote a script - a script about a guy working on the automobile assembly line; I never could get m... 
I'm a comedian, for God's sake. Viewers shouldn't trust me. And you know what? They'... 
I can do comedy, so people want me to do that, but the other side of comedy is depression. Deep, dee... 
At a tiny station in New Albany, Indiana, which is right across from the river from Louisville, Kent... 
I want to thank Comedy Central for picking up the show, but more importantly I want to congratulate ... 
For Lennon and me, we grew up with Laverne and Shirley or Lucy and Ethel. For us, those are our insp... 
I probably prefer comedy. Why? I'm not sure. I feel like the energy of a comedy is a better fit ... 
You look across the board at comedy quiz shows, and they are mainly hosted by men. 
I'm still a little girl in Hawaii, I have the same friends I had when I was a kid who love me fo... 
I wasn't even a big comedy nerd. A lot of the comedians I know - a lot of my friends are comedia... 
I did stand-up comedy for 18 years. Ten of those years were spent learning, four years were spent re... 
I think, in general, when you're doing comedy, you're having a good time regardless of the c... 
My mom had me at 16 and took me every place she went. I remember going on peace marches. She tried t... 
I want you to know how happy you once made me and though you really did hurt me, in the end, I was b... 
I think my mom and dad both wanted to get across to me that... I obviously grew up with great privil... 
When I was 16... I worked in a pet store. And they fired me because... they had three snakes in ther... 
When I grew up, one of comedy idols was Rowan Atkinson, who of course is Mr. Bean and uses physical ... 
You make the best products you can, and you grow as fast as you deserve to. 
One of life's most painful moments comes when we must admit that we didn't do our homework, that we ... 
I see no reason why anyone would want a computer in their home. 
The winning team has a dedication. It will have a core of veteran players who set the standards. ... 
I don't think of myself as hot or cool or anything, just a dork. 
There's so many things that we could do. 
I love driving, but sometimes, I'm not too good at it because I spend too much time looking in t... 
After a few games I knew I was going to be able to compete. The idea of being a star never crossed m... 