I don't want to be disrespectful to the partners I had, ... They're all very talented, and they've all had a hand in my success. ... Some of them I don't like, and some of them don't like me, but I respect them all.
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Related people dont know you till they meet you. dont smile if you dont want to, dont be a false person, don... CAROLINA JANETTE GOMEZ GONZALEZ Nowadays, I dont have expectations, and this way she beats them all. JODI PICOULT You cant live champagne life,if you cant buy beer. I DONT KNOW Oh..please dont eat me, I have a wife and three kids...eat them! HOMER SIMPSON Aye, well, I've got my garden. LIKE I I told my Nike representative, 'Why didn't you guys use me for this?''' Williams said, laughing. LIKE I On the interception, I was out of bounds, LIKE I casually made his 'abort black fetuses' argument. LIKE I I can field my position. If I start worrying about being ready for a line drive too soon that means ... LIKE I I told him that he played a great game,'' said Falcons quarterback Michael Vick , who like Manning w... LIKE I I was so concerned with getting the ball out of my hands and not taking the sack, that sometimes I t... LIKE I I knew I had to throw the ball better,'' Manning said of his poor start. LIKE I I think the reason that I have that title or that moniker is because people don't know what to expec... LIKE I You're either ready and prepared to take on the task, or you're not,'' he said. LIKE I I did not have one butterfly out there today,'' he said. LIKE I Married to the Mob. LIKE I Hello you're with Drudge. LIKE I I don't expect Christian Fundamentalists to reach out to me. They are adamant that homosexuals are i... LIKE I throw enough shit at the wall and some should stick? LIKE I I'm not happy, that's all I can say about it,'' he said. LIKE I i dont like when people say you know when they are in the middle of telling you something to me it g... DALLY SALAD Not like I dont prepare for every second of my life. BOB WHITE Everyone of them is staying, ... They dont want to go back. They have told me that. AMY COLLINS I love all my children, but some of them I don't like LILLIAN CARTER I dont want to be broke down I want to be built up and vice versa I dont want to break down but buil... HEATHER MONTANO I dont want the kind of love thats in movies, I want my own kind, LYNDSEY ANN-MARIE SHEPARD We dont know what were going to go home to, ... If we dont have anything anymore, Im not sure I want... IAN WILLIAMSON A university professor set an examination question in which he asked what is the difference between ... RICHARD PRATT Dont copy looks create them NADIRA AHMED I dont write books so that you can be fascinated with me. I write them so you can be fascinated with... STEVE MARABOLI They're sensational! HARRY STYLES And kid Congress and the Senate, dont scold em. They are just children thats never grown up. They do... WILL ROGERS I am very lucky to consider many of my business associates friends. Some are closer than others, but... NOBU MATSUHISA i dont want to be compared to britney,ashlee,hilary or lindsay. i want to be compared to me. AVRIL LAVIGNE When some one messes up dont give them too much rope because people tend to get creative. ANDONI GARCIA Dont GiVe UP iF U StIll WaNna TrY* DonT WIpE YOUR TeARS IF YOU StiLL WANT TO Cry DON'T SET... TRENT REZNOR i want to be the best i can be but when i cant i'll try my best to achieve my goal my goals in life ... DALLY SALAD I called, like, a lot of people, ... I called my parents and all my friends. Then I had to call them... ADAM FISHER Do you like being a demographic? Do you like that? Fuck no you dont!! Eventually some motherfucker i... GERARD WAY On the Catholic priesthood: I refuse to consider anything said to me about saving my soul by any man... ANTHONY BEAL I used all of my acting skills. At one point I let them think I had a poor hand. I knew if they smel... KATHY LIEBERT sometimes the whole internet and world also seems the whole piece of mud,
and it kills me...
but i d... SVETLANA SHCHEDRINA | LUCKYOPTIMIST Dont know why am different from other people, but i surely know that i think of the long run, i dont... OLASOT Musical ideas sprang to my mind like a flight of butterflies, and all I had to do was to stretch out... CHARLES GOUNOD Some days i wake up ready to take one huge risk, push myself past the limits of my mind and body, bu... AMIR RIVEROLL Eat cheese and do a u-turn but if you dont like cheese dont eat cheese and do a u-turn KATIE BAVISTER I say I dont sleep with married men, but what I mean is that I dont sleep with happily married men. BRITT EKLAND It was a good day. We had some good, competitive matches. I was very pleased all of my players advan... ALLEN HORNTHAL I'm only me. That is all I can be. No more, no
less, dont second guess. I love, I live, I laugh, I
c... OLASOT Why I Cannot Relate "What do you think of this piece?" Someone will ask About some w... KYLEE CARRIER I dont understand why Floyd spent all this time trying to make a fight with Winky. I am the undisput... ZAB JUDAH People live for eating,but
I eat for survive OM BENIWAL when im mad i usually punch a wall but that doesnt work so when your mad you dont need to punch a wa... DALLY SALAD I think it's a close-knit group, and the seniors are a lightning rod for that. The underclassmen lik... CURT BENGE if i dont write to empty my mind, i go mad GEORGE GORDON BYRON no one knows why we are put on this earth i dont think any of them are true i dont even know why we ... DALLY SALAD Don't lie to yourself? SONYA.E.WILLIAMS Looks like my baby dont live here no more...thats alright, ive still got my guitar..................... JIMI HENDRIX I saw battles in their eyes long forgotten by many,and never known to some, and observed some of the... GERARD DONOVAN yepp it's ok, i know you dont care at all, but i still have to make you smile, cause i love seeing y... ABHIYANDA B. I grew up with horses when I was a kid in Argentina. I like them. I respect them. I'm careful ar... VIGGO MORTENSEN Unique and different is the new generation of beautiful… You dont have to be like everybody ... TAYLOR SWIFT I dont understand flirting. ANUSHKA SHARMA I have to have everything. I have to have iPads. I've had I think every generation of iPod. I... KRISTIAN NAIRN Like the average American that I hang out with, and like my father before me, I raised all my childr... TED NUGENT I think that when the lies are all told and forgot the truth will be there yet. It dont move about f... CORMAC MCCARTHY I had to fight all my life to survive. They were all against me... but I beat the bastards and left ... TY COBB I dont think that we're meant to understand it all the time. I think that sometimes we just have to ... NICHOLAS SPARKS If you dont like me, Walk away , Matter of fact Run Away VIRGINIA EUWER WOLFF Theres a good reason I dont believe in God. No one that almighty, powerful, and rightoues, would eve... NICHOLAS RYAN LAYMON I dont know what happens to country. CORMAC MCCARTHY Do the days work. If it be to protect the rights of the weak, whoever objects, do it. If it be to he... CALVIN COOLIDGE Petrol poured down behind me and into the back. Luckily I had goggles on. It was panic. You dont thi... GEORGE LONG I dont know that happened. DAVID BERNSTEIN I write because there is a madness within me to express my thoughts in words. I write because I feel... AVIJEET DAS I got so much tarter i dont gotta dip my fishsticks in shit! MITCH HEDBERG when i was a little kid i loved to play in the snow when i moved to texas i was devastated that i ha... DALLY SALAD 'I dont need it to be easy, I need it to be worth it LIL WAYNE It seems like when you want someone they dont want you. When someone wants you, you don't want them.... OMAR ASHRAF EZZELDIN I have had some great successes and great failures. I think every entrepreneur has. I try to learn f... KEVIN O'LEARY Some of the most important people in my life would be shocked to learn that they were role models. T... DONN MOOMAW I dont have a girlfriend, I have a dog. BLINK 182 You took my heart and broke it once more. And you know the saddest part of it all, I've gotten soo u... NANA ADJOA SAAM IRENE NYAME YE AGGREY-FYNN I dont wanna be a terrorist. I just wanna Blow shit Up! ROZZU LOZ Now that he is taunting me, well, all that I would like to say, I want to eliminate all of them, PERVEZ MUSHARRAF All of these white kids and teachers, who were so suspicious of me when I first arrived, had learned... SHERMAN ALEXIE I like them because they had some success last year. They beat Kansas in the first round last year. LEE STERLING I didn't think some of them would get that seeding, but they all had good singles records, and it is... LAURA GOUTCHER I dont need a luxury life, I wanna happy and healthy life RODZIDAH (ELIZABETH) Its very beautiful over there. I dont know where there is, but I believe its somewhere, and I hope i... THOMAS EDISON GUERRERO BARBOSA Love is a stranger and dont Live here,, and it dont even Visit KALUM JOHNSON (KDOG) O yes youwl want to think on that you dont want your mouf to walk you where your feet dont want to g... RUSSELL HOBAN I've never really collected anything other than old Atari cartridges. I only had, like, 12 Atari... ERNEST CLINE I dont know who it is to blame. Men for treating women like nothing till they were the most revealin... ANUJ SOMANY I dont know who it is to blame. Men for treating women like nothing till they were the most revealin... AL STADLER When people tell me I've kept them up all night, I feel like I've succeeded. SIDNEY SHELDON Dont trust the person you like. But, always like the person you trust. VINAYAN All these non-singing, non-dancing, wish-I-had-me-some-clothes fools who tell me my albums suck. Why... PRINCE I dont have a crush on anyone easily. ANUSHKA SHARMA I have no enemies. I dont permit such a thing. CORMAC MCCARTHY
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I care about what the fans feel. DAVE MUSTAINE One of my first records that I heard was 'Wish You Were Here' by Pink Floyd. DAVE MUSTAINE I am interested in politics. DAVE MUSTAINE I didn't like the way I was let go from Metallica. DAVE MUSTAINE Penelope Spheeris is a wonderful lady. DAVE MUSTAINE My mom and dad got divorced when I was very young, and growing up in a family where the head of the ... DAVE MUSTAINE I've never believed in singing about Satan and thinking he's cool, because he's not. DAVE MUSTAINE Well, the stuff that I liked growing up was AC/DC, Led Zeppelin, but I also liked the Beatles and gu... DAVE MUSTAINE Playing live is basically just hyperactivity and a certain sense of enchantment that I deliver to th... DAVE MUSTAINE Next thing you know they'll take your thoughts away. DAVE MUSTAINE No, I care more about what God knows than what man says. DAVE MUSTAINE The guitar influence that affected my songwriting came from the New Wave of British Heavy Metal. DAVE MUSTAINE Megadeth doesn't sound anything like Metallica. DAVE MUSTAINE I was always the new kid in school, I'm the kid from a broken family, I'm the kid who had no... DAVE MUSTAINE Megadeth is a legend, and I'm not gonna cheapen it like some of these bands that keep going long... DAVE MUSTAINE I like jazz, but I could never play it. You just sit there with a guitar the size of a Chevy on your... DAVE MUSTAINE I guess because I had such a horrible life growing up, going from place to place not knowing what I ... DAVE MUSTAINE My guitar was a loyal person to me. DAVE MUSTAINE When you've got somebody who's a flaming liberal like Bill Maher calling you out, something&... DAVE MUSTAINE I treat people the way I want to be treated, which makes me odd. DAVE MUSTAINE If you guys are going to be throwing beer bottles at us, at least make sure they're full. DAVE MUSTAINE It's not how big your pencil is; it's how you write your name. DAVE MUSTAINE If I were president of the United States, I'd build a great wall along the Mexican border and no... DAVE MUSTAINE The Bible and several other self help or enlightenment books cite the Seven Deadly Sins. They are: p... DAVE MUSTAINE What I couldn't say verbally I was able to express physically through the guitar. DAVE MUSTAINE Moving on, is a simple thing, what it leaves behind is hard. DAVE MUSTAINE Don't ever give up on something or someone that you can't go a full day without thinking about. DAVE MUSTAINE It's not how big your pencil is; it's how you write your name. DAVE MUSTAINE I think I'd make a better president than George Bush. I'll tell you what, George Bush and Dick Chene... DAVE MUSTAINE Alice asked me to his bus one time to sit me down and talk about how out of control I was during So ... DAVE MUSTAINE I'm kind of a huge asshole and.... DAVE MUSTAINE People in the music business, in America, are talking bad about Bush…you know what? Shut the f**k ... DAVE MUSTAINE Next thing you know they'll take your thoughts away. DAVE MUSTAINE Die Dead Enough. DAVE MUSTAINE Yesterday's answers has nothing to do with today's questions. DAVE MUSTAINE I do have a feeling about bands that cannot get it on, ... When I was a kid, I had guitar heroes: Ji... DAVE MUSTAINE There's always that oil and water thing going on, ... You don't know if people are going to congeal.... DAVE MUSTAINE There's such friendship with us, ... We get along famously. It doesn't seem real. I'm sure there's b... DAVE MUSTAINE If you guys are going to be throwing beer bottles at us, at least make sure they're full. DAVE MUSTAINE Pop and metal aren't friends. Each knows exactly where the other lives and tries to keep its distanc... DAVE MUSTAINE Oh my God. I'm not Keith Richards. I'm Otis from Mayberry! A fucking drunk! DAVE MUSTAINE People in the music business, in America, are talking bad about Bush
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DAVE BARRY The primary function of the government is - and here I am quoting directly from the U.S. Constitutio... DAVE BARRY There just isn’t enough cock in this world to be caught suckin’ and be called anything but a slu... DAVE MATTHES ...you're either gonna spend your life fucking pussy, or taking it to church. DAVE MATTHES I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer. DAVE BARRY That’s what books do. They are the building blocks, the DNA, if you will, of you. Think of everyth... DAVE EGGERS I will not wait to love as best as I can. We thought we were young and that there would be time to l... DAVE EGGERS Quantity is what you count, quality is what you count on. DAVE BARRY It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know ... DAVE BARRY You had me at "We'll make it look like an accident." DAVE BARRY Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms! DAVE BARRY I'd take a nerf bullet for you. DAVE BARRY What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my car... DAVE BARRY The first person who decided to say a word instead of throwing a rock can be considered the starter ... DAVE BARRY It was not that Adam ate the apple for the apple's sake, but because it was forbidden. It would have... DAVE BARRY I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when I don't have anybody to r... DAVE BARRY Painting: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather and exposing them to the critic. DAVE BARRY I may not know Karate, but I know crazy and I'm not afraid to use it. DAVE BARRY In beer there is freedom, in wine there is health, in cognac there is power and in water there is ba... DAVE BARRY Books have a unique way of stopping time in a particular moment and saying: Let’s not forget this. DAVE EGGERS Wake up naked drinking coffee Making plans to change the world While the world is changing... DAVE MATTHEWS Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see wi... DAVE BARRY Can you imagine the reaction of a British tabloid newspaper if they found a small school in rural En... DAVE GORMAN We have advantages. We have a cushion to fall back on. This is abundance. A luxury of place and time... DAVE EGGERS How could I have been anyone other than me? DAVE MATTHEWS My band career ended late in my senior year when John Cooper and I threw my amplifier out the dormit... DAVE BARRY As a rule, software systems do not work well until they have been used, and have failed repeatedly, ... DAVE PARNAS Don't get suckered in by the comments ... they can terribly be misleading. DAVE STORER Giving half answers won't make the conversation half as long. DAVE JOHNSON Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would b... DAVE BARRY A theme is a memory aid, it helps you through the presentation just as it also provides the thread o... DAVE CAREY What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be... DAVE BARRY Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popula... DAVE BARRY Guys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated ... DAVE BARRY Democracy: In which you say what you like and do what you're told. DAVE BARRY There are two distinctive classes of people today, those who have personal computers, and those who ... DAVE BARRY The obvious and fair solution to the housework problem is to let men do the housework for, say, the ... DAVE BARRY It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in... DAVE BARRY In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it 'Christmas' and went... DAVE BARRY Although Golf was originally restricted to wealthy Protestants, today its open to anybody who owns h... DAVE BARRY Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybo... DAVE BERRY Anything done for the first time unleashes a demon. DAVE SIM I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument on any topic, against any ... DAVE BARRY The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot. DAVE BARRY A thunderstorm is God's way of saying you spend too much time in front of the computer DAVE BARRY It is a good idea to "shop around" before you settle on a doctor. Ask about the condition of his Mer... DAVE BARRY Americans who travel abroad for the first time are often shocked to discover that, despite all the p... DAVE BARRY The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they... DAVE BARRY My problem with chess was that all my pieces wanted to end the game as soon as possible. DAVE BARRY The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning "ability to," and bics, meaning "withst... DAVE BARRY Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should aris... DAVE BARRY The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition. DAVE BARRY The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas... DAVE BARRY We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless y... DAVE BARRY Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 ft/sec, is a cow that h... DAVE BARRY If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving infant's life, she will choose to sa... DAVE BARRY And computers are getting smarter all the time: scientists tell us that soon they will be able to ta... DAVE BARRY The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious pe... DAVE BARRY Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason. DAVE BARRY New York Taxi Rules:1. Driver speaks no English.2. Driver just got here two days ago from someplace ... DAVE BARRY Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large organiza... DAVE BARRY Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won... DAVE BARRY Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night DAVE BARRY Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. DAVE BARRY Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. DAVE BARRY I care about our young people, and I wish them great success, because they are our Hope for the Futu... DAVE BARRY One day soon the Gillette company will announce the development of a razor that, thanks to a compute... DAVE BARRY If you can't excell with talent, triumph with effort. DAVE WEINBAUM People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with th... DAVE BARRY Our environmental problems originate in the hubris of imagining ourselves as the central nervous sys... DAVE FOREMAN Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons that you cannot see wit... DAVE BARRY We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but ... DAVE BARRY We are not meant to know everything, Mae. Did you ever think that perhaps our minds are delicately c... DAVE EGGERS You sit at a desk twelve hours a day and you have nothing to show for it except some numbers that wo... DAVE EGGERS It’s not that I’m not social. I’m social enough. But the tools you guys create actually manufa... DAVE EGGERS Even in a country like the USA where fitness has become an obsession, most people exercising do not ... DAVE WILSON Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, usi... DAVE BARRY We journalists make it a point to know very little about an extremely wide variety of topics; this i... DAVE BARRY Life's real failure is when you do not realize how close you were to success when you gave up. DAVE CHECKETT You can't choose what you're famous for in life. DAVE KELLETT The English language was carefully, carefully cobbled together by three blind dudes and a German dic... DAVE KELLETT A great marriage is not when the 'perfect couple' comes together. It is when an imperfect couple lea... DAVE MEURER Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should aris... DAVE BARRY The future is no place to place your better days. DAVE MATTHEWS Nothing can do what a book can do. Lifts you out of your life... to a whole new world, whole new per... DAVE KELLETT I was trying to make the web more civil. I was trying to make it more elegant. I got rid of anonymit... DAVE EGGERS Gang violence in America is not a sudden problem. It has been a part of urban life for years, offeri... DAVE REICHERT It's all very boring to say that we get along great and all that and sometimes we mock up come a... DAVE EDMUNDS To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent. DAVE BARRY American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not purchase any product, includi... DAVE BARRY Violence and smut are of course everywhere on the airwaves. You cannot turn on your television witho... DAVE BARRY In terms of personalities - I don't care about the personalities, I want leadership that's i... DAVE BRAT I became a war hero before going on to critical acclaim as a professional victim. DAVE PELZER Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects. DAVE BARRY When you please others in hopes of being accepted, you lose you self-worth in the process. DAVE PELZER Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who re... DAVE BARRY I work 338 days a year, 16 hours a day. DAVE PELZER At a family's most difficult time, I want to make sure at a minimum that they have the very basi... DAVE REICHERT It's tough to go to sleep at night, and I wake up after five hours because I feel like I'm w... DAVE GROHL I taught myself how to play the guitar, I taught myself how to play the drums, and I kind of fake do... DAVE GROHL There's poetry in being the band that can sell out Wembley but also makes a record in a garage. ... DAVE GROHL My mother was a public school teacher in Virginia, and we didn't have any money, we just survive... DAVE GROHL Through Kurt I saw the beauty of minimalism and the importance of music that's stripped down. DAVE GROHL Singing into a microphone and learning to play an instrument - learning to do your craft - that'... DAVE GROHL My songwriting is like extending a hand to the listener. DAVE GROHL