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It's not how big your pencil is; it's how you write your name.
DAVE MUSTAINE Its not how strong you are, its how firm your footing is.
CLIVE OLLIES Life is not short its up to you how do you value your time
VINCENT DWIGHT D. DELA CRUZ When you write and draw in pencil, your eraser is your best friend.
ANTHONY T.HINCKS Its not about the SIZE of the equipment or the PRICE TAG either, its all about how you use your equi...
ANJIE HENLEY God is not impressed with what PRECEDES your name, but how you PROCEED in His Name."
BJ NELSON It does not matter how old you are. Recognize your calling and begin to work toward its fulfillment
SUNDAY ADELAJA Don't tell God how big your problems are...tell your problems how big your God is.
UNKNOWN In a Fight its not about how strong you are, its about how weak the enemy is.
CHARLES ROBERT SIMMONS II Pop and metal aren't friends. Each knows exactly where the other lives and tries to keep its distanc...
DAVE MUSTAINE Don't tell God how big your problem is. Tell your problem how big God is.
OWEN ORR Your company's most valuable asset is how it is known to its customers.
BRIAN TRACY Many of our soldiers are stationed at Camp Coyote just south of the Iraqi border. This is how you kn...
JON STEWART For when the One Great Scorer comes
To write against your name,
He marks-not that you won or...
GRANTLAND RICE Your life is an island separated from all other islands and continents. Regardless of how many boats...
KAHLIL GIBRAN Love lives in the humblest of places. It doesn't matter how big your house is, how nice your car is,...
KATE MCGAHAN Its all about perception, that is how you look at. Your own thoughts and outlook defines whether it ...
STELLA PAYTON If you have a game with your name on it, you have to learn how to play.
TONY HAWK Your company's most valuable asset is how it is known to its customers.
BRIAN TRACY Do you have pets at home? How much do you spend on your pets per annum? & how much do you spend on y...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) How big is your umbrella? Chances are you probably are not going to need it.
STEVE VANDERBURG No matter how fine your suit and your shoes, you will remind everyone that you are not yet a grownup...
RUSSELL SMITH Its not its what your country can do for you what you could do for your country.
FELICS SADGE One measure of how creative you are is how you respond to changes in your circumstances and environm...
SOURCE UNKNOWN The value of life is not in its duration, but in its donation. You are not important because of how ...
MYLES MUNROE How long it takes to write a book depends on its length.
WALTER JON WILLIAMS Hating yourself is like hating the sun. No matter how much you complain of it agitating your eyes, i...
CURTIS TYRONE JONES No matter how hard you try, there will be good and bad times in life, its up to you to use your stre...
OLASOT Big Dave Ostrander is a favorite who really knows how to excite and inspire participants.
ANN REICHLE The moth's kiss, first! / Kiss me as if you made believe / You were not sure, this eve, / How my fac...
ROBERT BROWNING Every defeat, every heartbreak, every loss, contains its own seed, its own lesson on how to improve ...
OG MANDINO Beauty is not a mindset, its how you set that beautiful mind...
SHANE J VAN DER VELDE Its not 208 bones which makes you stronger , Its how you stand in front of any problem
DEEPAK KUMAR The way to write is well, and how is your own business.
A. J. LIEBLING Don't believe eyes, cheats you later, its not true, believe your knowledge its develops you.
ZENITHANAND The presidency has made every man who occupied it, no matter how small, bigger than he was; and no m...
LYNDON B. JOHNSON Son, when you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or loose, its how drunk you ge...
DAN CASTELLANETA There is no better than adversity. Every defeat, every heartbreak, every loss, contains its own seed...
OG MANDINO There is no better than adversity. Every defeat, every heartbreak, every loss, contains its own seed...
MALCOLM X People will betray you, do not hold a grudge and poison your soul. Let Karma play its role and know ...
ESMERALDA MORALES To become a stoic is to endorse the truthfulness of its world view and accept its prescription for h...
JULIAN BAGGINI Your uniqueness is your greatest strength, not how well you emulate others.
SIMON S. TAM Use your head and your heart, its not everything but its a start.
SOURCE UNKNOWN It's not how good your work is, it's how well you explain it.
KEN NDARU Do not think of how big the universe is, it will merely hurt your head.
BUDDHA Start calling yourself healed, happy, whole, blessed, and prosperous. Stop talking to God about how ...
JOEL OSTEEN This is radioactive. This is the issue that dare not speak its name.
MARSHALL WITTMANN Its the name on the front of the jersey that matters most, not the one on the back.
JOE PATERNO A candle's true power is measured not on how wide or strong its light is, but on how many candles it...
JOHN B. BEJO The important thing to you is not how many years in your life, but how much life in your years!
EDWARD J. STIEGLITZ Its not your fault for not being there.
Its my fault for thinking you would be
ABHYSHEQ SHUKLA Motorola is big and bold enough to do things on its own.
NEIL STROTHER Success is what you do with your ability. It's how you use your talent.
GEORGE ALLEN, SR. You write in your letter something which I sometimes feel also: Sometimes I do not know how I shall ...
VINCENT VAN GOGH Write Your Name Across My Heart.
LOU RAWLS How is your book doing?" or "How many copies have you sold?" are the questions for a salesman. To a ...
SHUBHAM CHOUDHARY There are just so many things. You don't realize how many times and places your name is out there.
ANGI FANGMAN You cannot teach a person how to write songs. It's about being your own person and following you...
KIESZA You couldn’t control how your story started, but you can write a few good pages in there
MUSTAFA SAIFUDDIN life is not about how early you started but how well you finish your life’s purpose
SUNDAY ADELAJA No matter how exciting your team is, no matter how much fun it is to watch or how many goals you sco...
WAYNE GRETZKY A big city is a big ocean; the one who doesn’t know how to swim finds himself at its bottom!
MEHMET MURAT ILDAN For homework tonight, write in your journal section about how your dreams now will determine your fu...
JEAN WEBB When you write down your ideas you automatically focus your full attention on them. Few if any of us...
MICHAEL LEBOEUF You can tell how high a society is by how much of its garbage is recycled.
TAHANIE What you want to do is you want to own as little sort of hard infrastructure as possible, and your r...
NAOMI KLEIN The big disconnect in China is that despite how strong its economy has been, its stock market has la...
ARIJIT DUTTA Your secret is your prisoner; once you reveal it, you become its slave.
IBN GABIROL Your secret is your prisoner; once you reveal it, you become its slave.
SOLOMON IBN GABIROL When life seems tough and you are not sure how to proceed, stop. Be still and enter into the silence...
IRENE GOODWILL The truth of a myth, your Honor, is not its words but its patterns.
DAVID MITCHELL it's not what's going to happen, its how you made it happen
SUPERNA BATHEJA I'm a half mile from the beach, right on the water. That's how Waveland got its name,
ANN JACKSON The big challenge is inventory. Not a lot of people watch this, so how do you get a big enough marke...
JULIE ASK Knowledge is not always on time, its learning how to apply it once you obtain it.
~ANYA SUNDQUIST~ Before a nation can be rebuilt, its citizens need to understand how it was destroyed in the first pl...
ANNE APPLEBAUM I told [GM] Roland Hemond to go out and get me a big name pitcher. He said, 'Dave Wehrmeister's got ...
EDDIE EICHORN You Want To Know How I Feel? Just Listen To My Heart, It's Constantly Beating Your Name.
NICHOLAS EDWARD GARDNER Whether or not an utterance can be called law depends on how it is heard, not on how it is meant. La...
WILLIAM MCDAVID Do you think its possible to live without wanting to put your name on your paintings? To belong to a...
BARBARA KINGSOLVER To have the comfort of sharing and laughing with genuine people who actually care is like taking a n...
GARY F EVANS... Your ability to name every single variation of Kryptonite and every first issue in which it appears ...
GREG RUCKA How much its general merchandise store business can recover is a big point that is being widely talk...
JUNICHI KANAMORI Measure your life not by its duration but by its contribution.
DEBASISH MRIDHA It's not how big you are, it's how big you play,
JOHN WOODEN Your life is like a book you decide what to write on it or erase from it; But you might not be able ...
TOPSY GIFT He chuckled, shaking his head. "Man, you hunters. I break a pencil and there's hell to pay."
SCOTT WESTERFELD When you make a solo record, it's you. It's your name. It has to be the right songs for how ...
JENNY LEWIS Its ironic how they call it standing for God when the main thing it took was getting on your knees.
KALEB ANDREW KNIGHT For when the One Great Scorer comes to mark against your name, He writes--not that you won or lost--...
GRANTLAND RICE For when the One Great Scorer comes to mark against your name, He writes - not that you won or lost ...
GRANTLAND RICE Don't tell your friends about your indigestion. "How are you" is a greeting, not a question.
ARTHUR GUITERMAN It is beautiful to hear, how even the demons inside me have started singing your name.
AKSHAY VASU Its not about what you create in this life, but how you build the next...
SHANE J VAN DER VELDE How in the name of Merlin's pants have you managed to get your hands on those Horcrux books?
J.K. ROWLING Your thought will be as brilliant as the brilliancy you think into your thought, and how much brilli...
CHRISTIAN D. LARSON Pick up a camera. Shoot something. No matter how small, no matter how cheesy, no matter whether your...
JAMES CAMERON Not how it is meant. Law is defined by its effect rather than its intention, and its chief affect hi...
WILLIAM MCDAVID It's kind of a big deal. It's the coldest its been in three years here, but its not the coldest its ...
TOM WARNER How much do you as a consumer value a positive experience with a brand or its customer service depar...
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you know what? Shut the f**k u...
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DAVE BARRY The waves of love roll throughout the Universe, and overflow in our hearts..
Everything is ONE!
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DAVE PELZER 'Breaking Bad' and 'The Shield' were planned right from the start so that their narr...
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DAVE FOREMAN Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons that you cannot see wit...
DAVE BARRY We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but ...
DAVE BARRY We are not meant to know everything, Mae. Did you ever think that perhaps our minds are delicately c...
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DAVE BARRY Life's real failure is when you do not realize how close you were to success when you gave up.
DAVE CHECKETT You can't choose what you're famous for in life.
DAVE KELLETT The English language was carefully, carefully cobbled together by three blind dudes and a German dic...
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DAVE BARRY The future is no place to place your better days.
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DAVE PELZER Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who re...
DAVE BARRY I work 338 days a year, 16 hours a day.
DAVE PELZER At a family's most difficult time, I want to make sure at a minimum that they have the very basi...
DAVE REICHERT It's tough to go to sleep at night, and I wake up after five hours because I feel like I'm w...
DAVE GROHL I taught myself how to play the guitar, I taught myself how to play the drums, and I kind of fake do...
DAVE GROHL There's poetry in being the band that can sell out Wembley but also makes a record in a garage. ...
DAVE GROHL My mother was a public school teacher in Virginia, and we didn't have any money, we just survive...
DAVE GROHL Through Kurt I saw the beauty of minimalism and the importance of music that's stripped down.
DAVE GROHL Singing into a microphone and learning to play an instrument - learning to do your craft - that'...
DAVE GROHL My songwriting is like extending a hand to the listener.
DAVE GROHL