I don't let my picture be taken. I'm on too many hit lists.

Yes, we get death threats every week... from the Muslims.

There's not too much difference between writing a picture book and writing a collection of a hundred poems or so, except that the bigger books take a lot longer to do.

I hate having my picture taken.

Lists are anti-democratic, discriminatory, elitist, and sometimes the print is too small.

When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say?