When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say?

He was told to ship a package (of cheese) when he gets home.

A lot of times when a package says Open Other End, I purposely open the end where it says that

What makes me nervous is when I am at an airport and the stewardess says get on the plane. I say fuck you I'm getting in the plane, it's alot nicer in there.

We probably had 20 or 25 third- to eighth-graders just wanting a picture taken with her when we got back to the pep assembly (on Sunday). What this is going to do for my program the next few years ...

Sam's a winner. He gets the job done. I think he's in better shape than he was when I had him in Milwaukee.