Lists are anti-democratic, discriminatory, elitist, and sometimes the print is too small.

The big print giveth and the small print taketh away.

I don't let my picture be taken. I'm on too many hit lists.

Sometimes when I read about my rebellion in print it sounds a little overrated.

Captive Audience

Verse comedy is interesting to me because of the challenge of writing in rhymed couplets, which is not a form that's usually amenable to English, yet to me it gives great possibility for comedy.