I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it. - Deep Thoughts (Saturday Night Live)

I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.

I think the mistake a lot of us make is thinking the state-appointed shrink is our friend

I hope if dogs take over the world, and they choose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas.

Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.

If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them.