I always try to cheer myself up by singing when I get sad. Most of the time, it turns out that my voice is worse than my problems.

That awkward moment you can't understand what somebody is saying after they have repeated it about five times.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be a mile from them, and you'll have their shoes.

I'm copying, my friend is copying, everyone is copying each other,... so what time is it? Exam time!

Honesty top moment: to be a cop and give yourself a ticket for going through a red light.

Getting on a plane, I told the ticket lady, 'Send one of my bags to New York, one to Los Angeles, and one to Miami.' She said, 'We can't do that!' I told her, 'You did it last week!'