That awkward moment you can't understand what somebody is saying after they have repeated it about five times.

I'm copying, my friend is copying, everyone is copying each other,... so what time is it? Exam time!

Honesty top moment: to be a cop and give yourself a ticket for going through a red light.

Getting on a plane, I told the ticket lady, 'Send one of my bags to New York, one to Los Angeles, and one to Miami.' She said, 'We can't do that!' I told her, 'You did it last week!'

I called the restaurant and I asked them if they take orders, when they said they do, I told them 'run outside naked!'

I believe there should be a better way to start each day... instead of waking up every morning.