I'm copying, my friend is copying, everyone is copying each other,... so what time is it? Exam time!

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

That awkward moment you can't understand what somebody is saying after they have repeated it about five times.

Honesty top moment: to be a cop and give yourself a ticket for going through a red light.

Getting on a plane, I told the ticket lady, 'Send one of my bags to New York, one to Los Angeles, and one to Miami.' She said, 'We can't do that!' I told her, 'You did it last week!'

I called the restaurant and I asked them if they take orders, when they said they do, I told them 'run outside naked!'