Golf is the pursuit of the infinite.

Baseball is a game where a curve is an optical illusion, a screwball can be a pitch or a person, stealing is legal and you can spit anywhere you like except in the umpire's eye or on the ball.

The only bad thing about Spokane is that there's nothing to do after 10 in the morning

I'd like to borrow his body for just 48 hours. There are three guys I'd like to beat up and four women I'd like to make love to.

Don Quixote would understand golf. It is the impossible dream.

Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss.