The only bad thing about Spokane is that there's nothing to do after 10 in the morning

Baseball is a game where a curve is an optical illusion, a screwball can be a pitch or a person, stealing is legal and you can spit anywhere you like except in the umpire's eye or on the ball.

I'd like to borrow his body for just 48 hours. There are three guys I'd like to beat up and four women I'd like to make love to.

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?

Baseball is a team game.

When I leave the game of baseball someday, I want people to recognize that I always put my teams first,